If the Marauders Texted 2

Shake it off

We stay out too late
-James

I go on too many dates
-Sirius

That's what people say oh oh
-Peter

I should have been a Ravenclaw
-Remus

I just don't have any flaws
-James

James's sentence is a fraud ooh ooh
-Sirius

No it is not, no no
-James

But we'll keep running
-Remus

Don"t care 'bout detention
-Sirius

Cause in our minds everything fun is at night
-James

*Dun dun dun*
-Sirius

Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs
-Peter

Know that the map cannot be wrong
-Sirius

I guess that's why we're singing this song
-James

Prongs's lyrics suck
-Sirius

No no, no they don't
-James

Some Slytherins *cough snape cough* are gonna hate hate hate hate hate
-Sirius

First years get in the way way way way way
-James

Moony's a werewolf but that's okay kay kay kay kay
-Peter

Mischeif, Mischeif Managed
-Sirius

What he, what he said
-Peter

*musical interlude*
-Sirius

We never miss a meet
-James

Our Quidditch team can not be beat
-Sirius

So put Gryffindor on repeat, oh oh
-Peter

That makes absolutely no sense Pete, no no
-Sirius

Yes it does!
-Peter

But we are still friends
-Remus

We will be until the end
-James

Cause in this life the marauders are the best that's right
-Sirius

*Bum bum bum*
-Sirius

Padfoot is gonna play play play play play
-James

Prongs will never ever date date date date date
-Sirius

Lily Evans kinda hates hates hates hates hates
-Peter

James James, James Potter
-Sirius

I hate, I hate you guys
-James

And now I have to come and break up a fight
-Remus

Oh really, Moony, that just doesn't seem right
-Sirius

Why are we still rhyming
-Peter

Peter doesn't really qui-i-i-ite
-James

Understand Understand
-James

I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND
-Peter

No you don't, no you don't
-James

SHAKE IT OFF, I I I SHAKE IT OFF
-Sirius

Hey hey hey
-Remus

Wait, Moony's doing it? I'm not scared, I'm not scared, Im not scared...
-Sirius

Well you should be.
-Remus

HEY HEY HEY
-Remus

Just think, while you were in the MUGGLE world crying about not having magic
-Remus

You could have been reading
-Remus

fanfics
-Remus

about US
-Remus

My best friends are animaguses
They call themselves Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs
-Remus

To the girl over there with the bright red hair would please be prepared when James asks you out and say yes ,say yes.
-Remus

Seriously this is getting annoying.
-Remus

CAUSE WE ARE REALLY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT
-Sirius

DON'T YOU EVER SAY WE'RE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
-James

OR WE'LL THROW YOU IN THE LAKE LAKE LAKE LAKE LAKE
-Sirius

We haw an era, era named after us
-Peter

Werewolf, rat, dog, and that stag
-Remus

Will all raise the Hogwarts flag
-James

Hogwarts doesn't have a flag
-Sirius

Padfoot's hating on my lyrics and that's sad
-James

MARAUDERS, MARAUDERS RULE
-Sirius

Yes we, yes we do
-Remus

*Bum dum dum duuuuuhhh.*
-Sirius