I wonder what would happen if I tried to reducto a dementor...
-Sirius
Absolutely nothing.
-Remus
But have you tried?
-Sirius
Well, no...
-Remus
Well then you can't say that.
-Sirius
Ok where are you going to get a dementor?
-Remus
Well, there are a few ways. Peter an James will now help me with a little presentation that I forced them to do.
-Sirius
He could blow up a street up people and get sent to Azkaban and then try to reducto a dementor. (HELP ME!!!)
-James
He could find someone who has a boggart that is a dementor and then reducto it.
-Peter
How long have you had this planned?
-Remus
About four weeks.
-Sirius
You could have reductoed a dementor in the time it took for you to organize this you idiot.
-Remus
I vote for the first idea because it means we would get rid of him.
-James
Shut it, Prongs.
-Sirius
Well I vote for the first idea too!
-Peter
Remind me to make sure you are on that street that you so want me to blow up.
-Sirius
Wait...our actually going to do that!?
-Peter
No Peter...
-Remus
Honestly why would I blow up a random street?
-Sirius
Because
1. You just would
2. You just would
3. You just would
4. You were angry and you just would because you are Sirius
5. Do I really need to say it?
-James
Very funny.
-Sirius
Why would he find that funny?
-Peter
Because he just would.
-James
SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU I THINK REMUS IS DEAD!!!
-Sirius
Over dramatic much? I just had to finish my homework...
-Remus
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If the Marauders Texted 2
FanfictionWhat if the Marauders had all the smart phone devices (and more modern culture with it) that we have today? What if they actually worked at Hogwarts? Would Sirius be texting in class? Would James tell them every little thing about his love life? Or...
