Rated Mature for what exactly

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A note to readers from Sirius:

I'm not sure why this is rated mature.
I mean, there's not graphic depictions of violence.

*Video of James hitting Sirius over the head with a broom*

That's not violent! That's a common occurrence if you ask James if he looooooves Lily.

Also, no sexuality.

*Sirius asks out Marlene*

That doesn't count she said no.

*James kisses Lily.*

They don't count they're too straight

*Sirius and James are really drunk from firewhiskey they somehow obtained and they kiss*

What?! How did that even.... And that doesn't count! We were drunk....

*flashback to Sirius singing "What the Hell" to Remus*

MOVING ON....

No strong language

*beginning of a video that Sirius cuts off*

OMG REMUS IF YOU POST ANOTHER VIDEO I SWEAR I WILL DRAG YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HADES** AND LEAVE YOU THERE YOU LITTLE PILE OF SCHIST**. HOW THE FUDGE* DID YOU EVEN GET THESE VIDEOS?!

*censored for viewers by Remus Lupin
**also because he needs to fangirl

Anyway, I was saying, no strong language what so ever!

As for and/or other mature themes, there are none.

In fact, even first years can read this.

Thank you,
Sirius

P.S. Remus you told me you deleted the video of me and James. Liar.

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