You are barking mad.
-James
Same for you, deer.
-Sirius
Quit chasing girls like you chase cats.
-James
Bros before does, Jamsie.
-Sirius
Annoying chihuahua.
-James
Ballet prancer.
-Sirius
Poodle.
-James
Rudolph.
-Sirius
I think someone needs a flea collar.
-James
Guess what time of year it is! Open season!
-Sirius
Would you two stop it?
-Remus
It's someone's time of the month.
-Sirius
Is is it that or his furry little problem?
-James
James cannot continue his demonstration of insults due to the fact that he is running for his life. Thank you
-Sirius
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If the Marauders Texted 2
FanfictionWhat if the Marauders had all the smart phone devices (and more modern culture with it) that we have today? What if they actually worked at Hogwarts? Would Sirius be texting in class? Would James tell them every little thing about his love life? Or...
