If the Marauders Texted 2

I dare you to...

I dare you to swim in the black lake
-Sirius

At night
-Sirius

Remember to feed the giant squid
-Sirius

I dare you to jump off the astronomy tower with a school issued broom
-James

Those get better in the future, you know
-Harry

I dare you to read and entire book from the restricted section
-Remus

Permission not required
-Remus

I dare you to set a dung bomb off in Snape's classroom
-Harry

I mean Slughorn
-Harry

Autocorrect?
-Harry

I dare you to crash a car into the Whomping Willow
-Ron

It's not fun, trust me
-Ron

I dare you to wake Sirius up before noon on a Saturday
-Peter

I dare you to call a hippogriff a horse
-Draco

Boys...
-Hermione

Someone should have taught you how to dare better.
-Lily

I dare you to eat ice cream in the library
-Hermione

And I dare you to write in one of the library books
-Lily

Either way, you're not getting out alive
-Hermione

So who's actually going to do these dares?
-Sirius

. . .
-Remus

*now would be the moment when everyone looks up and simultaneously says "Peter" but you can't do that over texts*
-James

Or I could just say I volunteer Peter as tribute
-Sirius

I agree with Potter and Black
-Lily

Pettigrew. Make him do it.
-Harry

He deserves it
-Ron

Now you understand why Crookshanks wanted to eat him
-Hermione

I said I was sorry, Hermione. Just drop it.
-Ron

You said sorry to Crookshanks
-Hermione

Can you two stop? Just until we get back to our own time?
-Harry

I don't know what's going on
-Peter

You've just been volunteered to preform the dares
-Remus

Oh
-Peter

Ha. Hope you like the hospital wing
-Draco