Remus, we are here to help you.
-Sirius
What
-Remus
No matter what, it's fine. We will still love you.
-James
AS A FRIEND OF COURSE
-James
Hmm.
-Sirius
But yes, we are here for you.
-Sirius
Okay, what's all this about?
-Remus
You're acting like I'm a drug addict.
-Remus
Or how you were when I said I was a werewolf but you know that already...
-Remus
You're worse than a drug addict.
-Sirius
You're a...
-Sirius
Book nerd.
-Sirius
So?
-Remus
Remus, it's not normal to read for more than eight hours a day.
-James
Yes it is. I'm perfectly normal.
-Remus
Please, we'll help you.
-Sirius
We've already had Peter take all your books to the astronomy tower.
-James
WHAT
-Remus
WHY DID YOU EVER DO THAT
-Remus
I WILL KILL YOU
-Remus
Remus, we know how you feel and it's perfectly fine. You'll get over it.
-James
I'M GETTING MY BOOKS BACK YOU IDIOTS.
-Remus
JAMES I'M TAKING YOUR CLOAK IT'S OFF LIMITS TO STUDENTS
-Remus
GOOD BYE.
-Remus
Well that was a well planned prank.
-James
Good job, Prongs.
-Sirius
You too, Padfoot.
-James
Mischeif Managed
-Sirius
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If the Marauders Texted 2
FanfictionWhat if the Marauders had all the smart phone devices (and more modern culture with it) that we have today? What if they actually worked at Hogwarts? Would Sirius be texting in class? Would James tell them every little thing about his love life? Or...
