Can-can I ask you guys a question?
-Peter
Not now, Quidditch practice
-James
Maybe later
-Sirius
What is it Peter?
-Remus
Where do....babies come from?
-Peter
OWLS PETER OWLS.
-Sirius
You can hear Remus sighing from the quidditch pitch.
-James
THEY COME FROM OWLS DELIVERED LIKE MAIL
-Sirius
And if I'm correct Moony is currently face-palming
-James
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A MOTHER TO TELL YOU THIS? BABIES COME FROM OWLS, IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. NOW GO DO YOUR PETER STUFF.
-Sirius
Peter, just go to the library and don't listen to Sirius.
-Remus
Who should I listen too?
-Peter
THE OWLS
-Sirius
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If the Marauders Texted 2
FanfictionWhat if the Marauders had all the smart phone devices (and more modern culture with it) that we have today? What if they actually worked at Hogwarts? Would Sirius be texting in class? Would James tell them every little thing about his love life? Or...
