The real Sirius

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Ok, we searched the castle TWICE and the Black Lake is empty except for the squid. I'm beginning to think Sirius did not kill himself.

-James

Why would I kill myself?

-Sirius

SIRUIS WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!

-Peter

Anyways, where were you? Why did you tell Peter to use AVADA KEDAVRA?

-Remus

I was in detention. I went to Mcgonagall and told her it was an accident that used the killing curse. I was being sarcastic.

-Sirius

Now excuse me while I go finish that essay for potions.

-Sirius

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL SIRIUS?

-James

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