Sirius where were you in potions?
-Peter
I SHIP IT
-James
What
-Peter
PETER X SIRIUS
-James
What
-Peter
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER
-James
That's not okay Prongs
-Sirius
FEELS WHEN YOUR SHIP ISN'T CANON
-James
What fandom is this? Reality?
-Remus
REALITY IS A FANDOM AND SIRIUS X PETER IS A SHIP
-James
NO IT'S NOT DON'T SAY IT IS
-Sirius
PETER DISAGREE WITH JAMES NOW
-Sirius
Sirius says its not okay but James says it is and I have no idea who is right
-Peter
James, stop confusing Peter.
-Remus
I SHIP IT
-James
We know that
-Sirius
NO REMUS X PETER THATS AMAZING AND MY NEW OTP
-James
Okay, you need to stop
-Remus
First Sirius, now me, who aren't
you going to ship Peter with?
-Remus
NO ONE
-James
To be continued....
-Sirius
Once I get out of detention....
-Sirius
AND CAN YELL AT YOU
-Sirius
No one includes Lily
-Remus
NO IT DOESN'T
-James
And yourself
-Remus
FORGET IT SHIPPING IS TO PAINFUL
-James
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY SHIPS
-James
Because they're horrible
-Sirius
I thought you were in detention
-Remus
I'm an excellent phone hider!
-Sirius
O
-James
M
-James
G
-James
SIRIUS
-James
AND
-James
HIMSELF
-Sirius
NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY BUT OH WELL
-James
ITS A SHIP AND ITS CANON I'LL TAKE IT
-James
The ship name is....
-James
PADDIUS
-James
Merlin's beard, NO WAY
-Sirius
It's Sirius. Sirius is the ship name.
-Remus
I'M A SHIP FINALLY
-Sirius
DON'T GO SHIPPING ME WITH PETER BECAUSE SIRIUS IS CANON
-Sirius
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I'M TYPING WHAT DOES CANON MEAN
-Sirius
OR FANDOM
-Sirius
OR SHIP FOR THAT MATTER
-Sirius
CAN I BE MY OWN FANDOM?
-Sirius
IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET YOUR PHONE STUCK ON CAPS LOCK?
-Sirius
Yes, apparently.
-Remus
SIRIUS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL FANDOM
-Sirius
No it's not
-Remus
YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE
-Sirius
B**** please.
-Remus
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If the Marauders Texted 2
FanfictionWhat if the Marauders had all the smart phone devices (and more modern culture with it) that we have today? What if they actually worked at Hogwarts? Would Sirius be texting in class? Would James tell them every little thing about his love life? Or...
