If the Marauders Texted 2

Christmas Eve

Are you going to be helping Father Christmas tonight Prongs?
-Sirius

Reindeer aren't stags.
-James

Who cares.
-Sirius

You know Moony and Padfoot and Wormtail too
-Sirius

They're your favorite Marauders but if only you knew
-Sirius

That there was somebody called the least loved Marauders of all....
-Sirius

That's not true. I'm Quidditch captain.
-James

Prongs the forgotten Marauders
-Sirius

Marauder
-Peter

What
-James

Kinda fancied Lily Evans
-Sirius

I think it's love
-Peter

Where is this going?
-James

And if you ever saw him
-Sirius

Saw him
-Peter

You could say he fell from Heaven
-Sirius

And broke his neck
-Peter

Are you saying I got kicked out of Heaven?
-James

All of the other Marauders
-Sirius

Marauders
-Peter

Moony, a little help?
-James

Used to make fun of his pride
-Sirius

Wait, we still do
-Peter

I'm staying out of this
-Remus

They never let Mr. Prongs
-Sirius

Prongs
-Peter

Thanks a lot Moony
-James

I can't think of anything we never let him do that rhymes with pride
-Sirius

Uh, what he said
-Peter

Great lyrics, Padfoot
-James

Yeah, moving on. THEN ONE FOGGY FULL MOON NIGHT
-Sirius

You're dragging me into this aren't you?
-Remus

MOONY CAME TO SAY
-Sirius

Something to do with books
-Peter

Ha ha. Very funny
-Remus

PRONGS WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT
-Sirius

What....
-James

WON'T YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT
-Sirius

So I have a sleigh now?
-Remus

Then how the reindeer loved him!
-Sirius

Loved him!
-Peter

Er...
-James

As Padfoot ran out of lyrics!
-Sirius

What should I say here?
-Peter

Oh...
-Remus

Prongs the forgotten Marauder
-Sirius

Marauder
-Peter

I'm not forgotten
-James

YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!
-Sirius

Like Dumbledore!
-Peter

If I'm forgotten how will I go down in history?
-James