Marlene's hair

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Okay, so, quick question.
-Sirius

WHAT COLOUR IS MARLENE MCINNONS' HAIR
-Sirius

SIRIUSLY
-Sirius

It's blonde
-James

It's brown
-Remus

See?
-Sirius

Why don't you ask her
-Remus

I did
-Sirius

She doesn't even know
-Sirius

Okay wow
-Remus

Ask Lily
-James

James Lily can't solve every problem
-Sirius

But in this instance she probably can considering she can tell the difference between red and ginger and orange hair
-Sirius

I always thought they were all the same thing
-James

-an hour later-

Lily doesn't know
-Sirius

The closest she came to was dirty blondish brown with a hint of yellowish reddish orange but mostly brunette and blonde
-Sirius

Marlene has decided to die it blue
-Sirius

(And I have decided to continue this book until I have 200 chapters exactly because it makes sense to me and then if I still have ideas I'll make a third.)

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