If the Marauders Texted 2

I know your secrets

You're insecure
-James

James what are you doing
-Sirius

I know what for
-James

??? Wrong lyrics
-Sirius

We can hear you all the way out in the dorm
-James

. . . I don't know where this is going. . .
-Sirius

This is tough
-James

To cover up
-James

Five little word will just be enough
-James

And those are...?
-Sirius

Everyone else in the school will know it,
Everyone else but you,
-James

Soon all the world will know that you sing in the shower
-James

So this is where it's going
-Sirius

I guess this is what it's like to have power
-James

Wait, what?
-Sirius

So say you're sorry it's now or never
-James

No
-Sirius

You don't know
Oh, oh,
-James

I KNOW EVERYTHING
-Sirius

I know all your secrets
-James

NO YOU DON'T
-Sirius

If only you knew what everyone else can believe
-James

They'll believe anything, take Moony's fury little problem for example. Rabid rabbits
-Sirius

You'd understand you should apologize immediately,
-James

Or naw
-Sirius

Never let me say that again even over a text
-Sirius

Right now now you should be crawling to me desperately,
-James

Oh hell no
-Sirius

You don't know,
Oh, oh,
-James

You don't know what I know ,
Oh, Oh
And I can be your worst nightmare
-James

That's physically impossible.
-Sirius

So c-come on.
-James

Back to normal lyrics
-Sirius

You got it wrong.
-James

No I don't
-Sirius

Just say I'm right
Apologize, and move on
-James

NEVER
-Sirius

I don't know why
I think you should die,
Did you obliviate me to make me think you are right?
-James

So you're mad at me but my incredible powers have made you forget why you're mad at me?
-Sirius

Everyone else in the common room already knows it,
Marlene, Lily, and Alice too,
-James

What about Marlene?
-Sirius

Soon all the world will know that you sing in the shower
-James

Did you get lazy and copy and paste your earlier lyrics?
-Sirius

I guess this is what it's like to have power
-James

Yes
-Sirius

So say you're sorry it's now or never
-James

I'm going to get a snack I'll read these when I get back
-Sirius

You don't know
Oh, oh,
-James

I know all your secrets
-James

If only you knew what everyone else can believe,
-James

You'd understand you should apologize immediately,
-James

Right now now you should be crawling to me desperately,
-James

You don't know,
-James

Oh, oh,
-James

You don't know what I know ,
-James

Oh, Oh
-James

And I can be your worst nightmare
-James

Na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

Na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

na
-James

x2 because that took forever
-James

Did you seriously just
-Sirius

26 texts, more than half consisting of 'na'
-Sirius

Really.
-Sirius

Sirius you understand I am mad at you
-James

Even though I have no idea, what did you just do?
-James

But right now I'd fear me and you should too
-James

I have cookies and you can't have any unless you stop singing
-Sirius

I don't know,
Oh oh
-James

BUT SOMEHOW I WILL GET MY REVENGE
-James

So scary
-Sirius

Soon all the world will know that you sing in the shower
-James

I'm getting a head ache from reading your texts
-Sirius

I guess this is what it's like to have power
-James

I'm going to count how many you sent me
-Sirius

So say you're sorry it's now or never
-James

You don't know
Oh, oh,
-James

I know all your secrets
-James

If only you knew what everyone else can believe,
-James

You'd understand you should apologize immediately,
-James

Right now now you should be crawling to me desperately,
-James

You don't know,
Oh, oh,
-James

You don't know what I know ,
Oh
-James

And I can be your worst nightmare
-James

68 messages of song lyrics
-Sirius

Do you have a life?
-Sirius

No.
-James