*Updating tomorrow around twelve o'clock (UK time) I've got two updates for you hoes*
ANYWHORE. WHAT IS THIS MESS?? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT JUSTIN DOUCHEBAG BIEBER CHOSE A GIRL HE'S KNOWN FOR FIVE SECONDS, OVER HIS FANS THAT HAVE SUPPORTED HIM FOR SEVEN/EIGHT YEARS?! Erm, bitch, what the fuck!
Listen u, shit heads, I'm not a belieber or a fan of Justin, but what he did is so fucking out of order.
His fans are 'hating' and Sofia because she is a boyfriend stealing bitch, who's probably using him.
Ummmmmmmm, Hailey and Selena got death threats, he did nothing. A few people call her a 'bitch' or a 'white' and he threatens to put his IG on private. No know fucking cares you dipshit. He's got half the fucking world following him. Foh.
This girl and Kylie got a lot in common...they're only famous 'cause of their daddies.
Let's play spot the difference, shall we?
Apparently, this is what she said to a fan via DM. If it's real, then she's a fucking bitch.
The belieber was straight up savage.
Gilinsky needs to run. He needs to run so far.
Bottom line is, you demand respect form the people that have supported you from the beginning when you can't take two minutes out of your day to greet them, take a few pics or even give them a fucking hug.
Get your shit together before #RIPJustin starts trending.
The thing is, this girl has jumped on her friends exes just like that. He really thinks that beliebers are coming for her because she's hanging out with him? Uh, no nigga. They're coming for her because there's a 99.9% chance that she's using you. But that's none of our business 🐸☕️.
Anyhoe, for those of you who wish to convert to a Directioner, I've put together a transfer form. NOTE: This form is for Beliebers who wish to convert. Directioners, go make some tea or something. Actually! Do the form as well, just pretend you're a Belieber or something.
Name: Surname:
Age:
Reason for converting:
How many members are in One Direction:
Are you aware that not everything revolves around Harry:
Who is often referred to as 'Smol':
On a scale of coffee to tea, how nice are Directioners:
Do you still Stan Justin? Yes or No?:
Do you think that Sofia Richie is using him:
Who is the Irish one:
Who is Lima Bean:
Who is boobear:
Who is Dimples:
Who is Zen:
Thank you.
Don't forget our motto. *clears throat* IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY? COZ I DO NOT LIKE SOFIA RICHIE.
Happy converting!
¡Adios!