AKATSUKI FARTS!!
Itachi :
*farts*
"Oh, I'm sorry (Y/N)" keeps a serious face while you're loosing your shit.
"Did you just fart?" you ask.
"Yes, every human does" he defends himself.
"Itachi Uchiha just farted!" You literally celebrate the moment.
Deidara:
Burr!
"I just farted HAHAHA!"
"What's so funny about it Dei?"
"The sound is so funny un!" He continues chuckling and all you can do is facepalm.
Hidan:
"Da fck is that smell Hidan? Oh my god!" You pinch your nostrils together.
"That was my glorious fart (Y/N)"
"It smells awful.What did you eat?" you cringe.
"A human"
Tobi:
Psssss!
Psssss!
Psssss!
"JUST FART ALL AT ONCE TOBI"
"I was trying to create a rythem (Y/N)-chan"
"I swear I'll kill you if you do that again"
"But it's fun" he pouts.
Pain :
Burr!
"Excuse me" he apologises.
"You are excused!" You laugh.
"Thank you" he retorts.
"For what? Letting you fart?"
He just glares at you for a few seconds daring you to say it again so you just decide to shut up.
Sasori :
Burr! "Ahem ahem" he coughs out loud. The thing kids do to cover their fart up.
"You don't have to cough. I heard it"
"Okay good for you"
"No I seriously heard it. It went like burrr~ " you imitate.
"Shut up (Y/N)!"
Kisame :
"Oh it smells" he cringes.
"What smells Kisa-kun?"
"My fart" he laughs, pulling you out of the room along with him.
"I don't smell anything though" you say confused.
"That's because you humans are weak and your olfactory sense is underdeveloped"
"Ouch"
Kakuzu :
Burrr!
"Sorry" he quickly leaves the room but you aren't the one to just let him go.
"That fart though" you laugh as you walk out with him.
"Shut up"
"Are you shy now? Everyone farts! You fart, I fart, we all- " he shuts you up by putting his arm around your shoulder and pressing the palm of his head on your mouth.
Naruto :
Burrr!
"Oh shit" he laughs and you laugh along with him.
"That was so sudden" he says again and you nod.
"Naruto-kun?"
"Hmm?" He looks at you.
"You should make a lot of clones and fart together. That could kill an opponent. Both the sound and the smell" you chuckle.
"Why're you so obsessed with my clones??"
Sasuke :
Psssss!
He glances at you and you continue doing your work as if nothing happened. He sighs in relief and before he gets back to his stuff, you speak.
"Psssss! Psssss! Psssss! " you laugh as you imitate.
"Stop it (Y/N)"
"You thought I didn't hear it? My ears are sharp baby" you grin at him and he scoffs.
"We both have the same fart sound y'know"
"Did I fuckin ask?" he growls.
"Mine doesn't smell but yours does" you smirk and he has a deep look of disappointment and embarrassment on his face.
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[A/N]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GUYS LIKE ME AND MY WEIRD ASS SCENARIOS. BUT I'D RATHER HAVE Y'ALL LAUGHING THAN GET YOU HORNY BY WRITING SOMETHING SMUTTY. This is me giving you love. Accept it lol.