Oh look, and update that definitely hasn't mostly just been sitting in drafts and occasionally added to
States sports teams: *exist*
Me: ya I'm going to mostly ignore you
California vapes. His useual flavor is blue raspberry. He tells people not to vape. He's a hypocrite.
He usually wears headphones, specifically AirPods.
California goes on wilderness retreats.
California watched the Super Bowl for Taylor Swift. Partially because it was one of his teams, but also for Taylor. It was confusing for the other states who were watching for the sports that he was cheering for both teams.
He has some plants he's growing. Some California poppies, a cottontop barrel cactus, and he's trying to grow a little redwood sapling in his backyard. Don't ask where he got it from.
Once California was doing karaoke and the song said "Frisco bay" and he physically cringed and mumbled instead of saying it, and moved on.
Texas' pet name for his partner is 'darling' (I didn't know what to put this in)
California: My friends want to see me!! Take that depression!
Florida: Soooo.... Christ's body is the bread...
Utah: Yes.
Florida: And he rose from the dead...
Utah: Yes, that is correct.
Florida: ...because of the yeast?
Utah: No, that's not what it's-
Florida: THEN *throws bread on wall and it sticks* WHY IS IT BREAD