We are all one fucked up family
sushi: what does being high feel like?
zai: i can get you those shroomies
sushi: no like on actual drugs
chuu: woah kid why do you wanna know this
aku: you okay babe?
yosa: i can get fentanyl under the guise of medical needs
ran: fr?
yosa: mhmm
sushi: great can i have some?
zai: or lets try making cyanide in the agency
zai: the chemical formula is CN-
chuu: why do you know this
zai: im smart okay?
chuu: mhmm suree says the person who literally said 1+1= window
aku: how does that work?
zai: the 1s become the sides, the plus is the grills and the = symbol seperates into 2 parts: a top and a bottom grill
sushi: why does that make sense?
zai: i always make sense wdym
yosa: youre so gay
zai: so are you
ran: real dazai is so gay
zai: how in tarnation is that related
aku: fr hes so gay
zai: YOU TOO AUKTAGAWA?
sushi: mhmm gayness at its height
chuu: the fact that he's bi and im the gay one in this relationship
ran: O_O
yosa: O_O
sushi: O_O
aku: you didnt know that?
ran/yosa/sushi: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
zai: back to the shroomies conversation
chuu: its a shrookle now
sushi: shrookle?
chuu: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
zai: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
aku: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
sushi: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
yosa: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
ran: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
kyou: you bitches woke me up
kyou: but ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
FOR ALL THOSE OUT THERE WHO KNOW SHROOKLE
ari: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
ari: SHROOKLE SUPREMACY BITCHES
alis: BUT THE PEANUT CULT
ari: WTF WHY ARE OYU HERE
ari: SHROOKLE
alis: PEANUTS
ari: SHROOKLE
alis: WRONG ITS ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
ari: ye ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨
all: ✨🍄shrookle🍄✨ BITCH
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that was fun! short, but fun!
and to those who get the shrookle reference :D
apologies to Alis-chan for adding her in without asking but idc lol