chainsaw: chuuya
gingervodkawithale: yes
chainsaw: were you ever mad at dazai for leaving you behind in the mafia?
gingervodkawithale: no.
chainsaw: why
gingervodkawithale: because he left an abusive place. it was a toxic environment for him and honestly, i prefer a dazai who's happy than one that fakes all his smiles and was cruel.
chainsaw: okay dazai did you ever regret leaving chuuya behind
gingervodkawithale: i didnt give a fuck when he left and he certainly didnt
themother: really? i certainly remember about 2 days of crying after he left
gingervodkawithale: because he bombed my car! and my favorite bike! i loved those things. and he stole 3 of my 72 hats/
themother: omygod...
chainsaw: damn bro
aku: do the math and he has 69 hats left.
gingervodkawithale: in a single room, I have another room like that one.
dazaiii: W H A T
gingervodkawithale: what?
dazaiii: so you have rooms for hats but not for your boyfriend who wants to move in with you
gingervodkawithale: sounds about right
dazaiii: thats mean chibi.
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dazaiii added abusedno1 to the chat group!
abusedno1: the fuck is this
dazaiii: kiddo, its a fucking group chat.
gingervodkawithale: whos this kid
morislander: Q!! HII!!
abusedno1: elise.... hello
morislander: OMYGOSH IM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE? DO YOU WANNA GO OUT SHOPPING?
abusedno1: NO and leave me the fuck alone.
sushiroll: is that the doll kid?
aku: yep
sushiroll: the one that cursed all of yokohama and drove them mad
aku: yep.
sushiroll: and you're this nonchalant around it.
aku: uhh yep.
abusedno1: my pronouns are they/them please dont call me it.
sushiroll: ofcourse
dazaiii changed his username to abusedno2!
abusedno2: see we match now!
abusedno1: no. get help
sushiroll: whats with the matching usernames
chainsaw: what he said
abusedno2: ohh yeah that! mori-san used to abuse me and q while i was in the mafia
abusedno1: shhh, do you want to get me in trouble?? i had to go there last night too!
morislander: RINTAROU
abusedno1: FUCK
ELISEFAN: Q... would you mind visiting me?
abusedno2: stay away from them you rotten bastard.
sherlock: IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THIS GODAMN GROUPCHAT WITH A FUCKING OPINION, I WILL SHOVE A HOT IRON ROD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT-
chainsaw: YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK STRAIGHT AGAIN
abusedno1: oh wow
abusedno1: that doesnt help one bit
abusedno2: im kidnapping q
abusedno1: bithc
abusedno2: they agree
abusedno1: ykw as long as it gets me away from that blonde shopping obsessed freak im good.
abusedno2: im sure none of the agency will mind you being there!
chainsaw: tell that to kunikida
abusedno2: god i hate him sometimes.
sherlock: who doesnt
abusedno2: true true
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BSD React/Chatfic
RandomThe stories from relatively peaceful days in Yokohama, where the most violent of all make the decision to have a chat group. Now take a guess as to if Yokohama still remains as peaceful as it was. Any art or videos displayed are not mine unless m...
