*Ari hanging up a banner saying 'DOA's attempted slander*
me: And a 1.... 2........ 3........
Nikolai: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ATTEMPTED SLANDER?
me: it is exactly what it means, deal with it.
Fyodor: Do you have vodka? I'm taking the vodka.
Sigma: Ari, we're not like the "Attention Deficit Assholes" or the "Prime Murderers" as you call them, we're actual people
me: I agree, you're not like them, but you guys are terrorists alright? I'm sorry, but you gotta deal with it.
Sigma: .........
me: Well then, I almost forgot to add a few more people
*Ari summoned 5 people*
Fukuchi: Ayy, I was just playing golf!
me: shut up you creaky ass, no one cares.
Dazai: *dramatically breaks down door and prepares for epic monolouge*
Chuuya: DAZAI! DID YOU TAKE MY PILLOWS?
Dazai: of course not chibi!
Chuuya: Stop lying to me.
Dazai: .......... okay maybe i did
Chuuya: Give them back
Dazai: But chibi!
Chuuya: Get your own fucking pillows mackerel, I want mine back.
*Aya and Bram playing rock, paper scissors in the corner*
Bram: Are you guys done with talking about pillows?
Fukuchi: You see, back in OUR days,
everyone: SHUT UP OLD MAN
Aya: YOU GO DOWN JUST LIKE BLOODY MARY,
Bram: MARY ON A, MARY ON A CROSS
Aya: YOUR BEAUTY NEVER SCARED ME,
Bram: MARY ON A
Aya: MARY ON A CROSS
Fyodor: Are you guys done yet?
Ari: Bram, Aya! Nice to see you guys again! Finally, some sane people
Sigma: Heyy!
Chuuya: Aya!
Aya: Hi mom!
Dazai: Aya!
Aya: Hi dad!
Sigma: *teary eyed*
Chuuya: Why are you crying?
Sigma: *sobbing and hiccuping* because i want a family too!
Nikolai: You have us!
Sigma: nO
Fydor: *Pats sigma's back and pet rat brings a handkerchief*
Sigma: GET AWAY FROM MEEEE! you- you tried to kill me!
me: well then, I guess everyone's here!
Fukuchi: Can I not be here and get back to my game?
everyone (except the old man): NO
Dazai: If you leave, who's gonna be our punching bag?
Ari: Okay, here's the first one!
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BSD React/Chatfic
RandomThe stories from relatively peaceful days in Yokohama, where the most violent of all make the decision to have a chat group. Now take a guess as to if Yokohama still remains as peaceful as it was. Any art or videos displayed are not mine unless m...
