Ari: Welcome back guys!
Yosano: Why's there only a few of us here?
Ari: Because I don't want everyone here today, and I'm feeling lazy.
Chuuya: So what are we reacting to?
Ari: Soukoku videos.
Dazai: I'm flattered.
Ari: Should we begin?
everyone: sure
Chuuya: YOU DRANK MY WINE?
Dazai: That's all you're concerned about?
Kouyou: I'm flattered, he called me mom.
Chuuya: Dazai would put poison in his own coffee, I don't need to do it for him
Dazai: Hey, that's a good idea-
everyone: NO
Kouyou: The 'dont kill yourself' thing happened when we had to go to.... Kyoto, i think.
Chuuya: The hotel manager was really concerned when Dazai tried to use the curtains to strangle himself.
Dazai: It was fun!
yosano: LMAO THE "QUIT BEING GAY BOTH PROBLEMS SOLVED"
Ranpo: Chuuya can you actually recite the Bible in japanese?
Chuuya: *starts reciting*
ari: *quietly slinks away to let them do their shit*
15 mins later
Ari: you done yet? I kinda need to move on with this.
Dazai: Bae I got a question
Chuuya: nO
Yosano: he was literally whining!! you sounded so stupid!
Ranpo: lmaoooooooooo
Ari: *dying of laughter in the corner*
Dazai: you dont love me no more? *loud whale cries*
Chuuya: SHUT THIS BITCH UP SOMEONE
Ari: HES YOUR BITCH YOU DO IT
Chuuya: IF I WAS ABLE TO, DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE SUFFERED LESS?
Ari: True
Dazai: *continues with the loud whale crying*
Ari: DAZAI OSAMU IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW, I WILL HIT YOU OVER HTE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN.
Dazai: try to catch me you little shit
Ari: *snaps fingers and dazai is suddenly tied up and gagged*
Ari: Finally.
Chuuya: ................ YOu could do that the whole time?
Ari: yes
Chuuya: YOU DIDNT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
Ari: ................no but now lets move on.
Chuuya: aww my baby's here!
Dazai: *muffled and bearly audible* you mean me right
Chuuya: No I meant Aya
Kouyou: You traumatised Atsushi and Auktagawa, how dare you.
Chuuya: WAIT THERE WAS ANOTHER KID AT THE END
Ari: yeah
Dazai: kid was a photocopy of me
Ari: yeah
Ari: i think we're done here.
Chuuya/Kouyou/Dazai/Ranpo/Yosano: already?
Ari: Yeah....
Ari: Guys if I left, how would you feel?
Chuuya: Well, I'd be glad your annoying ass is gone
Ari: Chuu-chan! So mean!
Chuuya: But I'd miss your stupidity i guess
Dazai: Meh, I don't care
Ari: As expected.
Kouyou: I wish you happiness.
Ari: *hugs kouyou*
Ranpo: So my snack source is gone?
Ari: Yeah.. sorry
Ranpo: meh.
Yosano: keep cursing girly
Ari: You go it ma'am!
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BSD React/Chatfic
RandomThe stories from relatively peaceful days in Yokohama, where the most violent of all make the decision to have a chat group. Now take a guess as to if Yokohama still remains as peaceful as it was. Any art or videos displayed are not mine unless m...
