BSD React/Chatfic

34.

ari: the author is stressed and needs to take it out on her characters

chibichan: 1- wtf did we do to you

chibichan: 2- GIVE ME MY NORMAL USERNAME BACK BITCH

ari: language fucker

chibichan: im older than you

ari: and im taller

chibichan: the fuck youre on

ari: IM SO MUCH YOUNGER BUT STILL AS TALL AS YOU BITCH

chibichan: YOURE LITERALLY SHORTER

ari: SO??? IM STILL CLOSE TO YOUR HEIGHT

lemao: imagine being short

ari: you are SO getting a giant syringe shoved up your ass

chibichan: while hanging in the middle of the fucking street

ari/chibichan: bitch dont you dare insult my height again or else i will fuck you up worse than anything that could ever happen to you

lemao: i-

demosnow: bro got slandered real bad

swag: couldnt even insult a child properly

ari: im not a child

aku: stfu no one asked

ari: you emo bitch stfu before i gag you and tie you infront of the agency building

lemao: sushi would get a real kick outa that

ari: fr but dazais reaction

swag: think hed die laughing and then come alive to take photos and post on social media

lemao: #Mafia'sRabidDogIsPathetic

ari; or sum shit along those lines

ari: fucking hellim exhausted

deadinsde: after typing like a 100 words

ari: im pathetic ik

lemao: yes

swag: yes

chibichan: yes

demosnow: yes

yourmom: yes

mothermafia: yes

ELISEFAN: yes

morislander: yes

ari: ouch

ari: THE CREEPS HERE IM OUT

mothermafia: why

ari: IM UNDERAGE WDT?

ELISEFAN: that hurt

morislander: run ari run

yourmom: yk that shit's logic was: 6+6+6 = 18 so technically that was legal

ari: wtf thats too much math

chibichan: whys that the first thing you notice

ari: im sick of math 

deadinside: lets talk about auktagawa becoming an exhibit

ari: how about no

yourmom: youre the one that suggested it

ari: AJKFHSAKJFGSA

demonsnow: i think we need a therapist for her too......

lemao: our therapist tells us to not be fucking pussies and woman up

sushiroll: "woman up"??

lemao: with gin as a therapist and higuchi as the assistant.......

mothermafia: you cant really expect anything

lemonbomb: LETS TRY MIXING LEMON BOMBS AND-

ari: WHYS THIS BITCH HERE

ari removed lemonbomb

ari: thank god

lemao: RIP

swag: he's literally screaming to himself wdym rip??

chibichan: i need drugs, nothing helps with you idiots

deadinside: or maybe a good fucking will help

ari: my eyes wtf

demosnow: adult content alert

chibichan: ............... drugs it is

deadinside: im your drug

lemao: YOURE MY ANGEL

lemao: ANGEL BABY ANGEL

swag: YOURE MY ANGEL BABY

swag: BABY YOURE MY ANGEL

demosnow: didnt a gay guy sing this?

lemao: troye sivan

ari: hey i wanna listen to that guy

ari: he sang im so tired too

deadinside: im so tired of love songs, tired of lovesongs, tired of love songs, tired of love

ari: just wanna go home, wanna go home, wanna go home, woah

chibichan: did you guys just get atsushis typign sklls

ari: ye

deadinside: ye

ari: twinziess

deadinside: nO

ari: rude ass fuckign btich

deadinside: yeah i mean chuuya doesnt have a pussy so i fuck his ass

ari: OMFG THATS 

ari: NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

chibichan: DAZAI WTF 

lemao: THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR

mothermafia: IM KEEPING CHUUYA AWAY FROM YOU

chibichan: ANE-SAN WHAT

swag: STAY AWAY FROM CHUUYA YOU CREEP

deadinside: IM NTO MORI DUED

ari: YEAH BUT I THINK YOU INHERITED HIS HABITS

sushiroll: kyouka wherever you are just run

demonsnow: already on it

deadinside: its common sense guys-

everyone else: NOO

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Guess what?? I wrote a 499 word chapter at 12 in the night!!

AND I REALISED NOW THAT TROYE SIVAN SANG STRAWBERRIES AND CIGARETTES I NEED TO GO LISTEN TO THAT

but i dont have my headphones........

oh well *shrugs nochalantly*

what did yall think of this long random stupid chapter thats just pointless?