(Eien's Pov)
Me and my team just got back from our fight with the fuckwits everyone's just looking at us blankly.....
Ellie:Hey Alex(He looks at her)can you make me a Eevee?(We're surprised and she gives puppy dog eyes)*Puppy Dog Eyes*Please?
Alex:......*Defeat Sigh*
[He takes out a pokeball and hands it to her,she looks at it before tilting her head and then it pops out.The light comes out and......]
[We look at it wide eyed and she cheers before the Eevee jumps into her arms,she hugs them and just starts spinning around]
Kana:*Raised Eyebrow*When did you make that?
Alex:*Defeated*It was gonna be her birthday present.
Josh:So you ever gonna explain how the fuck you can create living creatures?
Alex:*Shrugs*Ever see Jurassic Park?(We nod)I basically did that except instead of using pre-existing creature Dna I just used some Harmless Bacteria before using a bit of controlled hyper-evolution to create the things I wanted to make.
Dad:*Stunned*.....Even I can't do that.
Michael:*Stunned*That was something that took father most of his power to do.
Me:Bro really just said I decide to play god....jjust don't go making anything to fucked alright.
Alex:.....Define when something's 'To Fucked'?
Sam:Anything from Cthulhu Mythos....
Kana:Or anything like Face Huggers.....
Me:And finally no making clones of people.
Alex:Gotcha so Godzilla and King Kong are still on the table.
[We all facepalm]
Lily:*Shy*Alex(We look at her)do....do you think you could make me Bulbasaur?
[We're surprised and he brings out a case,he opens it and we see like over ah hundred pokeballs]
Alex:Let see,let see....(He looks at her)Boy or Girl?
Lily:*Surprised*O-Oh um....girl.
[Alex nods before taking out a pokeball and handing it to her,she looks at it and it pops open before revealing......]
Issei:*Stunned*Alex is really becoming Professor Oak.
Josh:Bro what other pokemon you got in their?
Alex:I've made all of the Original 151 except for the Legendaries as well as my favorite Pokemon.
[We look at him and those of that know step back]
Lily:Who's that pokemon?
[Alex smirks and takes out a pokeball before it opens and out comes.......
[Their surprised]
Me/Kana:It's Gilgar.
[They're all surprised]
Me:...Anyways moving on from Alex desire to stuff a Gardevoir....
Alex:*Offended/Angry*FUCK YOU!
Me:We captured Diabitch and the Toddler....what do with'em?
[They look at me and then at one another]
Hades:I doubt Diadora would have much information on the enemy.
Azazel:But Zadkiel definitely would.
Kate:So torture the baby and kill the bitch?
[Everyone looks at her as Josh sighs]
Josh:I'll go get the jumper cables.
Sam;I'll get the car battery.
Ellie:Can I help?
Kana:*Smiles*Sure we can go get the bucket of water.
[They all head off with Eevee as Alex,Kuroka,Bennia,and I just stand their]
Auntie Bal:*Smiles*I feel proud now.
Kate:*In-Distance*Aye Alex where are the nails!?
Alex:Hold on I'm coming.
[He heads off with Gligar following him as I stand their]
Bulbasaur:*Tilts Heads*Bulba....?
Me:Don't ask,Don't tell.
Hades:*Raised Eyebrow*Just how many times have you tortured someone?
Me:.....Do pedophiles count?
Mom/Dad:No.
Me:Then never have.
Sona:And if they did?
Me:......Then well two hundred(Their surprised)tho if we doing it like we did with them.......then let's just say his power would be looking more the cross Jesus was nailed to.
[They look slightly wide eyed with the guys covering themselves]
Kuroka:*Wide Eyed*Holy shit.
Me:Welcome ta Chicago would introduction class?
Artemis:Sounds like my kind of place.
Me:Oh dear fuck I guarantee you if you go at least one person will assault you.(Their surprised)Yeah........uh....*Pop*People wonder why the morgue was built by the water cause that when they....overstep themselves.
Poseidon:*Raised Eyebrow*So they just throw corpses into the water?
Me:Yeah....on the bright side they act as food for the fish and fertilizer for the sea plants.
Poseidon:Hmm I suppose that is resourceful using worthless pieces of shit to feed the children of the my seas and the plants.
Lilith:Not like they were doing anything with their lives if they were assaulting women and children.
Hades:In death they pay for their sins with their bodies before coming to me to be pay with their souls.
Me:Yeah pretty much.
[They nod and then a pokeball lands in front of me and opens up with Diabitch coming out]
Alex:*In-Distance*You can kill'em!
[Diadora looks up seeing Lily and Bulbasaur a smile forms on his face which is swiftly removed by Bulbasaur using Vine Whip on him slapping him right across his face knocking a few teeth out]
Me:Pfft Hahaha....!
[I start laughing my ass off as everyone smiles,Diadora tries to run only to bump right into Crona.He looks at him and Crona looks up at him,Crona slowly gets up as Diadora takes a step back only to fall back onto the ground with his knee and belows still standing up and Crona holding Ragnarok.Crona glares down at Diadora who's crying terrified of his soon to be fate]
Lilith:Excellent work Crona(She goes over and hugs him making him smile)now then(She looks at Diadora and he freezes)*Icy Cold*So what to do with you?
[He starts begging for his life and I grab him by the head lifting him up]
Me:You do realize you're trying to ask for mercy from people that have no mercy ta give right?(He stops)You harmed so many people,brought my little sisters into this,brought Asia into this,betrayed the Devil Faction,and now you're trying for mercy?(He starts saying sorry)*Raised Eyebrow*Don't bother I've seen so many Youtuber Apologize Videos that I can look left when shit ain't right.(He stops)So....my ideas are woodchipper,Penance Stare,or African Wild Dogs.
[Everyone stares at me blankly,tho Mom smiles]
Lilith:*Smiles*Oh you really did inherit my mercilessness(I smile and shrug)well I was thinking more along the lines of acid in his bloodstream.
Me:Oh that's interesting.........hmmm wait....Yo Alex did you finish.....
[He throws the box over to me and I catch it,everyone looks at it and I open it up
[My smirk grows]
Lilith:*Tilts Head/Curious*Oh what's that sweetie?
Me:*Evil Smirks*It's called the Prison Realm,essentially it's just like the V-Space,but it's use is completely different.
Hades:*Curious*How so?
Me:*Evil Smirks*It traps a targ in a endless white space where the concept of time doesn't exist,one second inside could be a second outside or it could be a million years or via versa.Leaving a person in a endless white void where no sound,no smells,nothing exist except the person.
Issei:...That doesn't sound that bad tho?
Me:*Evil Smirk/Evil Chuckles*You'd be surprised Issei,this thing was actually modeled after a form of Torture called 'White Room Tortured' which has been outlawed by over thirty different countries cause it's considered one of the most inhumane things to do to another person.(Their shocked hearing that and Mom grows a evil smirk)It's like being trapped in a dark room and not being able to hear or smell anything.It drives people insane and is so cruel even Auntie Bal never done it.
[They look at her and she nods]
Mom:*Evil Smirk*Oh I think that's the perfect idea for a filthy traitorous dog like him.
Me:*Evil Smirk*You know the best part Mom?
Mom:*Evil Smirk/Curious*Oh what it that?
Me:*Evil Smirk*Inside the Prison Realm you can't use your magic and you can't die unleash it's opened,no matter how hard you try,even if you break your own neck you'll just be left their conscious unable to move.
[They're stunned and everyone sweat drops seeing me and Mom smirk]
Uncle Alucard:*Sweat Drop*Damn even I'm getting slightly nervous.
Uncle Anderson:*Sweat Drop*Ay.
Mom:*Evil Smirk*Well then does anyone oppose the idea to lock Diadora inside of the Prison Realm.(No ones says anything and Diadora starts crying begging Ajuka to save him)Well then let's do it.
[I nod and toss Diadora on the floor before setting it down,he tries to crawl away only to be given another slap across the face by Bulbasaur]
Me:-Open Prison Realm-(It breaks apart and catches him)You have about ah minute before you're sealed away(He looks at me)any last words Diabitch?
[He looks at me]
Diadora:*Terrified/Crying*.......M=MOMMA HELP ME!
Me:Pfft Hahaha.
[I fall back laughing as he cries for his mommy,but once the minute it up the pieces slam together sealing him away]
Mom:*Smiles*Ah fitting end for such a filthy creature.
[Everyone nods]
Me:*Smiles*I was not expecting him to start crying for his mom tho....that shit was funny.
[Mostly everyone nods]
To Be Continued.............