Yall we're changing usernames again
Dazai - deadinside
Chuuya: chibichan
Kenji: tunamayoandbeef (what did i write :sob:)
Yosano: yourmom
Ranpo:bestdetective
Kouyou: mothermafia
Mori: elisechan
Higuchi: oof (GUYS I ACTUALLY FORGOT SHE EXISTED)
Tachihara: lemao
(omg i dont remember the groupchat name)
kunikida: what's up with dazai again
lightsnow: oh give him a break kunikida-san
harunosfav: you have no idea what happened.
sushiroll: yeah give him a break!
demonsnow: what even happened?
yourmom: you really don wanna knwo kiddo
deadinside: i can give an elaborate explaination of what i did last night.
kunikida: a brief one should be fine.
deadinside: okay so it started with an angry chuuya who got his hands on a pair of handcuffs, blindfolds and vibrators-
kunikida: nevermind.
yourmom: LMAO WHAT
tunamayoandbeef: whats a vibrator???
sushiroll: *dies of heart attack*
demonsnow: i know what it is.
tunamayoandbeef: can you tell me please kyouka-chan?
bestdetective: kenji-kun, a vibrator is-
lightsnow: SHUSH.
tunamayoandbeef: but i really want to know! someone please tell me.
demosnow: kenji its basically something that vibrates
tunamayoandbeef: oh! but where would you use something like that?
deadinside: you shove it up-
kunikida: SHUT UP
yourmom: IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
tunamayoandbeef: you were saying something dazai-san?
kunikida: no he wasn't.
tunamayoandbeef: but where would you use a vibrator kunikida-san?
kunikida: you'll learn as you grow up.
tunamayoandbeef: is it a city thing?
bestdetective: yes it is kenji-kun.
tunamayoandbeef: okay then!
lemonbombs: you didnt tell him?
yourmom: kenji is an innocent child, we cannot ruin him.
mothermafia: i remember the day tachihara and chuuya ganged up to ruin poor higuchi
chibichan: hell yes i loved that day
lemao: best day of my life
chibichan: fr fr
oof: well i certainly did not need to know what bdsm and "having a thing for feet" meant
tunamayoandbeef: what does all that mean
sushiroll: nOOO
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