me: welcome back!
everyone: hi
me: we're reacting to.... forbiddened ships today.
me: starting with the first one:
Me: This one is FyoZai, aka Dazai x Fyodor.
Chuuya: What the hell is this.....
Fyodor: Well, we would be better off as partners than a romantic pair.
Nikolai: DOS-KUN IS MINE
Dazai: I have my Chuuya, that's all I need.
Chuuya: Damn right. But I stand by the fact that Fydor is good-looking
Dazai: CHUUYA
Chuuya: No.
Dazai: *possesively grabs a hold of Chuuya*
Nikolai: I will chop of the head of anyone who dares come close to Dos-kun
Fyodor: Koyla, please put the knife away darling.
Nikolai: alright.
Kouyou: No.. I see Mori as a brother, if anything. Not like this please.
me: There's a reason these are called forbidened ships, you know.
Mori: Kouyou is my subordinate and the mother of the mafia, and she's more like a sister or cousin.
Chuuya: NOT MY ANE-SAN. AND NOT MY BOSS PLEASE!
Gin: Nah bro, no way.
Auktagawa: If this happens, I will leave the Mafia.
Tachihara: Same.
Odasaku: Dazai is like my younger brother, I do not see him in this way.
Dazai: ODASAKU??
Chuuya: No offence, but aren't you like dead?
Odasaku: the author bought me back for a few minutes.
Dazai: UM
Chuuya: Dazai?
Dazai: ......
Mori: I'm glad this doesn't exist.
Kunikida: No, Dazai is too irresponsible and suicidal.
Dazai: You're too ideal!
Fukuzawa: Who comes up with these?
me: *shrug* the fandom, ig.
Ranpo: This is very much possible.
Dazai: true.
Poe: Ranpo?
Ranpo: But I have Poe, and that's all I need.
Chuuya: I still see this hapening.
Yosano: I know right?
me: This is the end of it, I might make a part two if I find more ships! Bye!!
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This is a pretty small chapter, but I couldn't find any other ships soooo yeah.