mentalclown: MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL
therussian: AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RATIONAL ITS PHYSICAL
mentalclown: MAMA PLEASE DON'T CRY I I WILL BE ALRIGHT
therussian: ALL REASONS ASIDE, I JUST CAN'T DENY, I LOVE THE GUY
winedoctor: what chuuya and dazai's romance was like at the beginning
gingervodkawithale: i love that song, criminal by brittney spears right?
mentalclown: yepppppppppppp
suicidalmaniac: atsushi, there's chazuke in the kitchen.
sushiroll: no thanks dazai-san, im not hungry.
suicidalmaniac: WHAT?
loveubrother: he's not hungry??
naomileavemealone: are you okay atsushi??
winedoctor: he's sick, i checked with the thermometre.
sherlock: y'all realise he can just.... not be hungry right??
sushiroll: see, ranpo-san's right. Im just not hungry.
suicidalmaniac: atsushi, ive called you at the weirdest timings of the day and you're hungry even then. so its literally impossible.
gingervodkawithale: OKAY WHATS THIS ABOUT THE KID NOT BEING HUNGRY?? HAVE YOU BEEN OVERWORKING THE POOR CHILD? GET HIM SOME MEDICINE AND SOFT PILLOWS AND BLANKETS
aku: i got the medicine
sushiroll: idiots, im not sick. and why the fuck is the port mafia gathered in our office?
winedoctor: you're not sick?
sushiroll: no im not.. im just not hungry!.
gingervodkawithale: he's sick.
aku: ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA YOU WILL STAY IN BED AND EAT SOME CHAZUKE
sushiroll: OR WHAT? WHAT WILL YOU DO?
aku: you know what i will do.
sushiroll: no way..
aku: you are hereby stripped of your cuddling privileges for a week.
simpforhteauktagawas: im suprised you did that, now don't go crying to Gin for the rest of the week.
swag: what she said.
sushiroll: RYUUNOSUKE AUKTAGAWA
aku: you cant do shit.
suicidalmaniac: im going to ignore the fact that you cuddle with mr-im-so-tough over here so that i can make you eat your fucking chazuke.
aku: eat your chazuke jinko
sushiroll: im hungry now goodbye
gingervodkawithale: what the fuck
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I re-read this on my own
what the fuck have i written lmfao 😂😂