ADA - Attention Deficit Assholes
kittykat - guys hes missing
kunikida: AGAIN?? IM GONNA RIP HIS SCRAWNY NECK!
sherlock: best guess, he's floating down a river.
cityfolkareamazing: Oh! I remember spotting him in the cafe!
kittykat: When?
cityfolkareamazing: about........ a few minutes ago.
theinnocentone: Confirmed. He's flirting with the cafe lady again.
drwineaunt: OOOH the lady just told him to fuck off!
mrpresident: YOSANO! Kids are present!
drwineaunt: Kyouka listens to me swear on a daily basis, Atsushi's an adult and Kenji has censored all swear words.
kittykat: you might wanna come watch dazai getting strangled. It's hilarious!
drwineaunt: omw.
PORT MAFAI BABESXO
swag: Someone come cheer Ryuu
gingergod: Sigh. is he simping over the tiger again?
themother: hes near tears.
morihater: oh no! should i get him tissues?
swag: It's fine elise we'll manage.
morihater: alright but im still coming over. i left roblox for this tell him he has to be happy now!
rashoumonsupremacy: aww thanks elise.
swag: imma go make cookies for you
bandagenose: im going to kill the tiger
rashoumonsupremacy: please no.
bandagenose: what did he do this time?
rashoumonsupremacy: we were texting and he said hes dating that guild girl lucy.
simpfortheauktagawas: senpai, should i go kill the girl then?
rashoumonsupremacy: no higuchi
gingergod: aku we can go shopping if you want to.
rashoumonsupremacy: as long as we dont waste more than a thousand we're good dad.
themother: imma just clear it one more time cause i know higuchi will freak.
themother: CHUUYA IS THE DAD AND IM THE MOM BUT WE ARE NOT MARRIED UNDERSTOOD HIGUCHI? FREAK ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL SEND GOLDEN DEMON AFTER YOU!
simpfortheauktagawas: y-y-ess ma'am.
swag: did she just
bandagednose: stutter over text??
gingergod: she did.
simpfortheauktagawas: um senpai i'll get your car!
swag: there goes higuchi, the ultimate simp for Ryuunosuke Auktagawa.
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hope you guys liked the story so far! stay safe!
Edit: all of you want to kill Lucy and its so funny :D