I'm torn between saying Florida uses guns all the time, and that he hasn't used one in years, preferring to use any random object he can find, and his bear fists.
Everyone makes fun of Texas being independent for nine (almost ten) years, but none of them remember that California was independent for 25 days and he's planning on keeping it that way.
Florida likes watching cartoons. They distract him from doing stupid things, unfortunately for everyone else though they also give him ideas.
When California has panic attacks he doesn't trust any of the other states to help calm him down, so he hides in his room for a while.
California is addicted to weed. He supported it becoming legal so he wouldn't be breaking his own state laws.
California has a dirty mind and Florida doesn't get dirty jokes. I don't know why but I'm sticking to it.
Florida loves bubble baths.