A/N: Season Three! Who's excited?
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The Annoyed Omega
Gracelynn Alvarez-Jones-Sylvester-Schuester
Senior
"P-Play?"
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The Cocky Alpha
Quinn Fabray
Senior
"It's not my fault! Stop yelling at me!"
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The Bossy Beta
Santana Lopez
Senior
"I've got a bottle of Vet's Best Medicated Shampoo in my locker with your name on it."
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The Bubbly Beta
Brittany Pierce
Senior
"You're such a good girl. Yes, you are! Yesss, you are! Such a good girl!"
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The Sour Patch
Lilith Jones
"You in da 'ig?"
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The Air Head
Lucania Jones
"Lolo 'ed ears!"
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The Jolly Rancher
Lucifer Jones
*Beautiful*
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The Kentucky Fried Chicken Tamer
Mercedes Jones
Senior
"You are not Grace's uncle! Don't let her hear you!"
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The Gossip Girl
Maya Woods
Senior
"Her Mother's famous and would destroy you in a second."
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Mr. I-love-hating-on-the-gays-but-I-support-them
Finn Hudson
Senior
"I don't want you to die."
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The Bi-Curious Catastrophe
Rachel Berry
Senior
"Well, I am also trying out for Maria."
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Little Miss Sweet Home Alabama
Raegan Carter
Junior
"Go! Go! Before she sees you!"
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The Detective
Michelle Morgues
Junior
"You don't sing about someone the way you do...and not be in love with them."
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The Brit-Bitch
Carter Williams
Senior
"I'm not scared of you, Santana."
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Little Miss Hidden-Under-Your-Big-Ass-Nose
Camren Bane
Senior
"A golden transcript is a gold star in the performing arts and blah blah blah blah blah..."
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The Definition of Sarcasm
Francesca Smith
Junior
"I think you're just a breeding bitch at this point, but you don't seem to mind much."
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The 50 Cent Frosty
Faith Frost
Senior
"What? Do I need to bark it out for you?"
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