...who's gonne tell Florida what the first thanksgiving was really like?
Alaska rents out the basement to states to do whatever in, make out, sneak in animals, attack someone, sneak in humans, he doesn't care. As long as he's given a heads up, there's no mess, and a hundred bucks per state involved
LOUISIANA, KANSAS, AND FLORIDA STOP STEALING PEOPLES DIARYS
You three already have enough blackmail as it is-
Florida is a Karen's worst nightmare :)
California somehow convinced Florida to dress up as Niki from Campcamp, Yew York as Max, and Gov as David. No one knows how and the three mentioned want to keep it that way
The South takes better care of their farm animals then they do themselves. Surprisingly, it's The West that's trying to help them with self care.
California has horrible grammar
Louisiana stop making Voodoo dolls of other states, especially at the table, and if you continue at-least don't actually control others please? No one wants a repeat of what happened last time.
No stealing the south's cookies, anyone. If you do they won't make them for months out of spite and we all know they make the best cookies in the statehouse.