Zayn Malik? But do I care?

By 1dlova19

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(Cringe warning. I started this when I first began writing) I wanted to slap everyone in their faces. All the... More

Your opinion? Your opinion
What have i done?
oh happy day? Oh crappy day when Zayn comes
Whoretney hears a who? The Day I dated Zayn
before I die....how's my hair?
Lies
Hayn Memories
Used? Puh-lease!
Rules? Rules..............screw you
I killed him
Luke Hemmings? 5SOS? Off your bike Michael
Sassy Niall? Daddy Niall? Excuse Me?
He's back? Nash? Where's Jack?
My date with Nash? I seriously wanted it to be Jack
I should be a member of Magcon
Dramatic Exits? Undercover? Carrot songs? He cheated
Her? Of all irrelevant exes, why her?!?! Lady sarcasm
I assume your wedding dress wont be white?
Hash or Neven? Calm Yo Tits!
Contain my sarcasm?
Back together again? I think i know who A is
Lessons from Hunter? Sassy Niall is back! Niall's a monkey!
He wants me back? Meeting Tyler Oakley
She said what?!?!
Hunter Zayn? I'm not rude, you just cant handle my attitude
I'm the master now! Kim Kardashian game?
When Zayn stops breathing, I'll lose my voice
Hillary's freaken flaming fudgeballs! Zayn's a treble
Perrie's a murderer and I'm unwanted
Sorry, I didn't know you were allergic to bitch repellant
Why is Niall's ringtone The Band Perry?
If I had a choice between you and hell
Did I fall? No! I laid down without moving my legs
Ashton? Who's Ashton?
So... is this the part where I care?
Smother Nature
My brother is Australian?
This A stuff is getting old
Im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Bruh, is you mad or nah?
Bye Felecha
Too much ego to get kidnapped
Nutella is better than love
Im obviously better than you
Im Irish. I speak English
its a game
Rehab? Autocorrect
Michael Jackson Experience
You sir, are a moron. Siri is rude
I cant with all these feels
All she does is hate hate hate hate hate
The devil himself wouldn't dare wear that much red
Like a box of crayons
Haters back off!
Zayns breaking point
Rap off
Uhh...I-I- I'm naked
Does Dana know?
You told her?
How come his Zayn doll comes with accessories?
For your information, its Destiny's Child
Is murder legal if everyone hates him?
Running away
Poor and Parentless
Theres only one yellow brick road
Egg rolls are organic burritos and Oompah Loompas
He's a stripper?
What do you mean by no?
I care
For the love of Louis
I can hear it calling me
I almost had to be nice to you
Nutella is not a person
Lana Del Nay
Manipulation
Not Stalking.... Protecting
let's go to T.K Max
Jabir Harry Malik
playing his game
Bam! Poof! Irrelevant begone!
Coachella and Starbucks
Animal Control
Zayn likes to take puffs from his cancer sticks
Everyone keep your paws to yourself
Results
I'll change my mind
Zayn's nudes
Cuddle Bears and Piglets
Demons Haunt the Heart
Erithacus rubeculaIn and Llamas
Trips and Mrs Anonymous
Puzzles and Justin Beiber
Stop loving in the past
Not Broken Nor Damaged
Questioning Death
Chicken Suspicion
Lemons, Limes, Racists, and Bronchitis
"Daddy....kill him"
BSE, OPT's And Options
Gold Stars and Willies Over Air
A Family Of Slayers
Bruhs and Kys
Zayonce and Zaynacondas
Pinching Nippies and Ironies
Photos and innocence
I'm not Bella
Reality Check
Downy Commercials and Idiocy
Illusions and Teenage Dreams
7 years, 3 days, and 9 hours
Puppets and distractions
Introverts
Meows and criticism
Yes Jessica
Duffs and Mean Girls
Happy Little Pills and Strong
Health and Fornication
Consensual Kidnapping
I'm Addicted To You
Feed Me Your Lies
A Mother Knows Her Child
Recognisable Heartbeat
A Comparison
Really? Really Daddy?
Halo's and Challenges
From Bella to Becky
Becky and Emily
Sinners and Assholes
Muffled Sobs and Expectations
Living With A Nun
Society Hates Me
Let Me Die For Me
Accidental Love
The Taste Of Your Lips
You Are My Lungs
Can't or Won't?
Elements and Resurrections
Potatious Love ❤
❤Actions and Thoughts❤
Apples and Drive Thrus
Breathe. Remember to Breathe
Look Me In The Eyes
No Love For Me
Guns and Cells
Stereotypes and Juno
Growing Up
Bigamy
All The Wrong Reasons
Pain and Suffrage
Remember?
Daddy Issues
Hidden Orphans and Green Eyes
Superheroes and Genetics
Missed Calls and Broken Promises
4 Letter Word
He Has Your Anger
I Need You
Precariousness
Exsqueeze Me?
5 Cuts For Zayn
Anger and Hooded Figures
Helen and Betty
Amber Alert
Beyond Perfection
Covetous and Aquisitive
Insecurities and Immaturity
Trust Issues
Fear Me
Sorry, I'm A Woman
Abandoned
Monsters Deserve to Breathe
Pwease?
Fuckboys
Disappearance
"Pillows are your only defense!"
Why Don't We Go There?
Puppy Love (*^3^)
Fears and Making Up
~Take The Blame~
Sanctimonious Heart ßreaker
So Do I
Don't Make Me Prove It
Broken Bird
I Didn't Hold You
Chest Pains
Holocene
Human
R.I.P To My Youth
Baby Potion
Last First Kiss
Understand
Contravene
Emperor and Empress
"I Love You!"
Countenance
Can I lick your abs?
"Guessing You're High."
You're My Muse
Do What You Do Best

You Can't Tell

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By 1dlova19

"Zayn Malik" I whisper in his ear "Zayn?"

"Yes?" He says rubbing the sleep out of his eye "this better be good, you keep waking me"

"I can't sleep knowing that little bitch- wannabe-Heaven of yours is dating Harry just to spite me"

"Do you just assume people have nothing to do all day but create ways to mess with you?"

"Nothing is more important than me"

"There was a point to waking me up right?"

"Wanna shag?"

"While I would normally jump to the opportunity, I am very tired and do not want to wake the children with your loud screams"

"Please" I roll my eyes "you're louder than me"

"Need I remind you who shouts 'oh Zayn'?"

"Would you prefer I shout something like 'Liam' or 'Harry'?"

"I'll kill them" he gives me a cold glare

"....because I said something you know I wouldn't do?" Wow! How possessive "Zayn, calm down"

"I am calm"

"You're not" I cup his cheeks "please calm down, you're scaring me Zayn"

"I'm sorry" he presses my head to his chest "I'm so sorry"

"I shouldn't have pushed you love"

"I know sometimes it may seem as if I have a bit of anger issues-"

"Sometimes? May? Seem as if? A bit?" I ask

"So maybe I do have anger issues"

"Maybe? Zayn you beat up Louis because he kept me from you" I remind "you broke his arm. Please don't feel like you have to prove that you love me. I know sometimes I can be a bit annoying with my constant accusations of you not loving me, but you need to understand something"

"What?"

"What if there was a girl that you've been fancying since you were age 13? What if she looked like the Gods personally sculpted her? What if you loved her so much and one day she's finally yours? And then you guys break up and are forced to get married? You're telling me you wouldn't feel even a little bit concerned?"

"I guess I can see where you're coming from"

"Good"

"Gods personally sculpted? Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as too much love"

"Shut up Zayn, you don't know my life"

"Says every privileged girl ever"

"I'm n...you know what? Go back to sleep Zen" I move away from him "you're such a sensitive jerk"

"Uhh...I mean I guess"

"I hope you fall down the stairs and on top of your thottish demon friend Bella"

"Babe" he gasps "oh my goodness"

"I know I'm harsh b-"

"No I'm surprised that you actually got her name right this time"

"She's ruining everything" I cry

"I know you're used to being the center of attention and all" he begins "but it's not always going to be about you all the time"

I begin to cry harder at his words. Yes, yes I will always be the center of attention and it will always be about me

"Jabir loves me" I say "I'll always be the most important girl in his life"

"He's your son Heaven" he reminds "plus, what about Jawwad?"

"You can be the most important guy in his life"

"Why can you be the most important girl in his life?"

"Yeah...um.....I'll .....save that conversation for another time" I clear my throat "hopefully that will be never"

"You're a confusing girl" he pulls me back into his chest "you know that innocent flower?"

"I'm not innocent"

"Denial is my friend" he says "he likes food"

"Was that a Niall and the Nile river pun?"

"Get it... cause his name sounds like Nile?...No? ...OK"

"Stop it"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to be other side?"

"No, he saw Naughtyboy heading towards him"

"Shut up" I give a giggle "you're such a dork"

"But I'm your dork" he pecks my nose "and you wuv me"

"No, I lobe you"

"Lobe? Tf?"

"If you guys are going to do creepy stuff can you at least quiet down?"

"Jabir?" I question

"Yes" he shouts back "you guys are waking the whole fricken neighbourhood with your lame puns and nauseating giggles"

"I'm gonna get him Zayn" I say through gritted teeth as I threw the duvet off of me

"Leave him be love" Zayn tugs me back "let it be"

"Let it be, let it be, let it be, oh let it be" I sing "whisper words of wisdom, let it be. John Lennon"

"Go back to bed J" he shouts "and no more swearing"

"Fine"

"You are such a little bitch" I say shaking my head "a good dad would've went in there and beat him"

"Well I'm not like that"

"So you're only like that when it involves me?"

"What can I say? You bring out my wild side"

"You're such a typical bad boy"

"I'm gonna go and sleep on the sofa" he says

"Why?"

"Well" he says as he gets up "since I'm a bad dad and all, I assumed you wouldn't want to share a bed with someone who's not a good dad"

I was as he would say, fucked

(Time skip)

I sat there watching him sip his tea. He would look at me critically and sip his tea. I felt as if he was saying 'but that's none of my business' in his head

"So? You gonna ignore me all day or...?"

"Mummy I'm home" I hear before I was attacked in a hug

"Hey baby"

"Hi daddy" he giggles while running over to Zayn

"Hey"

"Where's Jabir?" I ask

"He's coming"

"Hi, bye, school was great" Jabir says rushing by us

"What about the girls?" Zayn asks

"They were fine"

"Fine as in fine or fine as in fine?"

"Dad I have to go" he says before running upstairs

"Well he's certainly a chick magnet then"

"I call bullshit" I say "I know that kid inside and out and I know when he's lying and when something's wrong"

I rush after him

"Jabir?"

"What do you want mum?"

"I want you to open the door"

He opens the door. What happened?

"Who did this to you and why?"

"Just some kids" he shrugs me off "they did it because they think I'm gay"

"I'm telling your father"

"You can't tell him mum"

"Zay-"

"Please?"

"This isn't over J" I roll my eyes as I leave the room "you really expect me to go sit down and pretend nothing's wrong when I clearly see my baby with as black eye?"
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Hope you enjoyed! Much love. If you like this story, you can check out my other ones. Yeah...bye

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