(None of these are mine all credits to the owners)
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Y/n- You know how i roll
Y/n- And i'm not talking about the time i fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill
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Nam-ra- Ok ok, stop asking me if i'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT
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Y/n- ok i get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Nam-ra- Twelve, actually
Y/n- Not the point, Look, they're dead now and whose fault is that?
Nam-ra- YOURS!
Y/n- That's right! no ones
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Na-yeon- Here's some advice
I-sak- I didn't ask for any
Na-yeon- Too bad. I'm stuck here in my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Y/n- I can't believe you live nearby,and you wont let anyone crash at your place
Hee su- You people already know too much about me
Eunji- I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you wont let any of us crash at your place
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Y/n- I turned out perfectly fine
Ms. Park- Y/n, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Y/n- I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN IT! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN IT!!!
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Y/n- Favorite horror movie?
Nam-ra- It
On-jo- Saw
I-sak- Annabelle
Na-yeon- High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Nam-ra- You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
On-jo- That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
I-sak- But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Na-yeon- Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Y/n- Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Mi-jin- Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Ha-ri- There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Ha-ri- can you keep a secret?
Mi-jin- Do you know anything about my life?
Ha-ri- No i do not, Good point
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Nam-ra- I currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Y/n- Put spaghetti in it
Nam-ra- I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you
On-jo- Put spaghetti in it
Nam-ra- I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you two
I-sak- Put spaghetti in it
Nam-ra- I'm no longer taking suggestions
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Y/n- Bye Nam-ra! Bye I-sak! Bye On-jo! Bye Na-yeon! Bye Namra!
I-sak- You said 'bye Nam-ra' twice
Y/n- I like Nam-ra
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Y/n- You kidnapped Nam-ra? That's illegal!
I-sak- But Y/n, whats more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Nam-ra, or destroying our dreams?
Y/n- Kidnapping Nam-ra, I-sak!
On-jo- Y/n, Listen, whatever i may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Y/n- What, to kidnap people?!?!?
On-jo- To work together!
Y/n- TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?
Na-yeon- Y/n, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people
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Y/n- What did you get in your yearbook?
Nam-ra- 'Prettiest Smile'
On-jo- 'Nicest Personality'
I-sak- 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Na-yeon- 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Y/n- I-sak, my old arch enemy
Na-yeon- ... i thought i was your arch enemy
Y/n- I have a life outside of you, Na-yeon
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Y/n- I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Hyeon-ju- Really? Name one law
Y/n- don't kill people?
Hyeon-ju- That's on me, i set the bar too low
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Ji-min- Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Y/n- They do
Hyo-ryung- ... Why did you say that with certainty?
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Nam-ra- Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in out apartment?
Y/n- They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold, I did this for us
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Y/n- GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Na-yeon- LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Y/n- That's not funny
is-ak- I thought it was funny
Y/n- You dont count, You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook
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Y/n- Sorry i'm late, i was doing things
Na-yeon- YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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*I-sak falls over*
Na-yeon- I-sak! Are you alright?
I-sak- Is taht you, God?
Na-yeon- What?
I-sak-, Its just, you sound a lot like Na-yeon than i expected.
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Ji-min- Didn't you die?!
Y/n- That was weeks ago, dude. Things change
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Y/n, working at McDonalds- Sorry sir, we dont serve McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're doing to have a McProblem
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A/n- Anygays look what i found on twitter
(Amphibia Spoilers!!)
THEY ARE BLUSHIN! ALL 3 OF 'EM! I NEED AN EXPLANATION! RIGHT NOW!
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE!!!
I'll go cry in my corner now, yeah see you guys