Incorrect Quotes #12

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(none of these are mine all credits to the owners)

(Probably gonna make more incorrect quotes than the others for now until i recover)


Nam-ra- I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upsets me

Y/n- Ok but in my defense, Hyeon-ju bet me 50 cents that i couldn't drink all that shampoo

Nam-ra- That's not what i want to-

Nam-ra- You drank sampoo..?

Y/n- What? no...

Y/n- You're the one farting bubbles


On-jo- Why does everyone want to kill Gwi-nam?

Nam-ra- Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable


Hyeon-ju- What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Mi-jin- Well, that would such because you cant micorwave metal

Ms. Park- Good morning to everyone except these two people


Ha-ri- They made Y/n cry!

Na-yeon- Y/n always cries!

Y/n- Thats not true! *cries*


Mi-jin- Can i talk private with you?

I-sak- Okay, as long as its not about tampons because i just dont understand them


Na-yeon- What is wrong with you?

I-sak- Loaded question, Elaborate


Na-yeon- Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Hyeon-ju- i only like dark humor

Na-yeon, turning the lights off- what do you call a fake noodle?

Hyeon-ju-

Na-yeon- an IMPASTA!


Nam-ra- Are we really going to let Na-yeon keep I-sak?

Y/n- we kept On-jo


Ms. Park- What do you do when someone offers you drugs

Eunji- Take them!

Mi-jin- Punch then in the neck!

Hyeon-ju- Say thank you!

Na-yeon- Offer them more drugs to assert dominance

Ms. Park- ...

Ms. Park- no


Hyo-ryung- Why aren't there friend pick up line? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Hyo-ryung, to Ji-min- Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual

Na-yeon, to Y/n- be my friend or ill set your entire family on fire

Ms. Park- There are two types of people


I-sak- Where the devil is Nam-ra?

Hyo-ryung- Well, its raining outside... Maybe she melted?

On-jo- Shall i look outside for a pointy hat?


A/n- I am going to be needing food therapy after this the owl house episode.

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