All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Date or nah?

(This is for entertainment purposes only)

reminder-

Y/N- simp

On-jo- mustprotec

Nam-ra- littlemiss'perfect'

I-sak- eye-sak

Na-yeon- secrettaker

Eunji- mustprotec(2)

Hee-su- hee-lium

Hyeong-ju- theonlycoolbully

Ha-ri- bow

Mi-jin- arrow

Ji-min- gay panik

Hyo-ryung- mother of the group

Ms. Park- rollin' with the lgbt
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(Sunday - 10:37am)

[ A Dead Group Chat Like Life ]

[ gay panik ] - hey hyo-ryeong, wanna go out for dinner together :]

[ mother of the group ] - sure, you paying?

[ gay panik ] - ye :]

[ simp ] - are you guys dating?

[ mother of the group ] - no

[ gay panik ] - like that'll happen, I doubt it anyways

[ simp ] - sure

[ simp ] - anygays- Nam-ra, On-jo wanna go and annoy I-sak and Na-yeon :)

[ mustprotec ] - no need to ask me

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - no thanks but you girls have fun

[ eye-sak ] - you're going to let your gf's annoy the shit out of me Nd my gf????

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - yeah they do whatever they want

[ secrettaker ] - I am scared for my life- istg

[ simp ] - im about to come for yo shins

[ simp went offline ]

[ secrettaker ] - rip me

(Sunday - 12:19pm)

captain of the simps - Y/n

woman kisser - Nam-ra

certified bisexual disaster - On-jo

I'm idiot - Na-yeon

In love with Idiot - I-sak

sexuality crisis go brrr - Ji-min

[ Simping for women cause... they... pretty ]

[ captain of the simps ] - no one can tell me other wise Sadie Sink really is a beauty

[ sexuality crisis go brrr ] - hey @certified bisexual disaster who made you realize you were bi?

[ certified bisexual disaster ] - emma watson and daniel radcliffe

[ I'm idiot ] - can't argue with the emma watson and dan radcliffe thing, they pretty/handsome af

[ In love with idiot ] - agreed

[ woman kisser ] - hear me out...

[ captain of the simps ] - all ears my love

[ woman kisser ] - Maya Hawke and Natalia Dyer

[ I'm idiot ] - agree

[ In love with idiot ] - one word, yes

(Sunday - 2:49pm)

[ Y/n ]

[ Ji-min ]- heyyyyy

[ Y/n ] - ok what do you need

[ Ji-min ] - I need dating advice

[ Y/n ] - ...

[ Y/n ] - it's Hyo-ryeong is it?

[ Ji-min ] - nOo

[ Y/n ] - no

[ Y/n ] - my gaydar is going off, it's Hyo-ryeong

[ Ji-min ] - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

[ Y/n ] - smh 🙄 whatever

[ Ji-min ] - HOW CAN I IMPRESS SOMEONE!????

[ Y/n ] - Be yourself???

[ Ji-min ] - ...

[ Ji-min ] - 'bE yOurself'??

[ Ji-min ] - 'BE YOURSELF'???????

[ Ji-min ] - THAT'S SHIT ADVICE NO FUCKING WAY ID 'BE MYSELF' ID KILL MY DATE!!!

[ Ji-min ] - HOW ARE YOU EVEN DATING NAM-RA AND ON-JO WITH THIS ADVICE???

[ Y/n  ] - DOESN'T MEAN IM DATING THEM DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW HOW I DID IT 😭

[ Y/n ] - I ONLY FLIRTED WITH ON-JO THEN I SUDDENLY BLURTED OUT IF SHE WANTED TO GO OUT

[ Ji-min ] - YOURE TELLING ME YOU ASKED ON-JO OUT IN ACCIDENT?????

[ Y/n ] - IT WAS THE BEST ACCIDENT I MADE IN MY LIFE NOW FUCK OFF ASK I-SAK OR SMTH

[ Y/n went offline ]

[ Ji-min ] - son of a bitch

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