All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

disaster simps

reminder-

Y/N- simp

On-jo- mustprotec

Nam-ra- littlemiss'perfect'

I-sak- eye-sak

Na-yeon- secrettaker

Eunji- mustprotec(2)

Hee-su- hee-lium

Hyeong-ju- theonlycoolbully

Ha-ri- bow

Mi-jin- arrow

Ji-min- gay panik

Hyo-ryung- mother of the group

Ms. Park- rollin' with the lgbt
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(Sunday - 8:20am)

[ mustprotec(2) ] - I smell smth burning

[ mustprotec(2) ] - @simp @theonlycoolbully did yall burn the kitchen again?

[ simp ] - im hurt that you accused me for that with no hesitation

[ mustprotec(2) ] - is there anyone else who would burn something?

[ mustprotec ] - I mean you did almost burn the school

[ mustprotec(2) ] - ...

[ simp ] - WBSJDBSNEB NOT ONJO THROWING SHADE

[ theonlycoolbully ] - thats when we know that we cant trust eunji with fire as well

[ simp ] - the only people that I would trust in the kitchen is ms park, on-jo, namra, hee su, hari, and hyo-ryeong

[ mustprotec ] - I cant cook a lot I dont think you should

[ simp ] - have you set the kitchen of fire?

[ mustprotec ] - well no-

[ simp ] - then shush

[ mustprotec ] - fml fine

(Sunday - 9:21am)

[ simp ] - can someone call a ride for me?

[ mustprotec ] - where you going?

[ simp ] - oh

[ simp ] - I'm not going anywhere

[ simp ] - but I'll pay for it to run me over

[ mustprotec ] - ...

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - alright who caused my girlfriend to act like this?

[ mustprotec(2) ] - ahem @theonlycoolbully

[ theonlycoolbully ] - bitch what??? I caused that gay disaster nothin 🙄

[ littlemiss'perfect'] - Hyeon-ju Fucking Kim

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - what did you do to our (@mustprotec) girlfriend?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - ...

[ theonlycoolbully went offline ]

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - @mustprotec(2) ???

[ mustprotec(2) ] - y/n saw hyeon flirt with someone with a bad and overused pick up line, it was so fucking awkward and tbh

[ mustprotec(2) ] - I don't blame n/n to be like that, id do too

[ mustprotec(2) ] - speaking of

[ mustprotec(2) ] - someone get me uhhh...