This chapters a bit different. Writing cliché stuff is lame so I decided to change it
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I waited quietly as he opened the door
"Heaven?"
Before he had time to run I shot the balloon at him
"Why would you do that?"
"Because I don't like you"
"So you mean to tell me you drove from London just to throw a balloon full of paint at me?"
"Actually I was already here so I decided to pay a little visit to you" I say
"Are you still angry abou-" I raised my hand to silence him "I see he knocked you up again?"
"So?"
"No offense but you're the most irresponsible person I know" he says
"Well let me show you how irresponsible I really am" I say taking another balloon
"Quit ruining my hair" he squeals
"Let me in"
"I thought you hated me?" He asks as I push him to the side
"I do" I say "but all mum wants to do is shop and I've got no patience whatsoever"
"I thought girls love shopping?" He says and I shake my head "its not that bad"
My eyes wander around the sitting room "That would explain all this pink you have in here"
"Mum did that"
"Does mum know what kind of person you are?"
"No" he says casually. Is he really that stupid?
"I should tell her" I say running up the stairs
"No" he shouts following me
"He-" I stopped at the scene in front of me "Whoretney?"
Her eyes were wide
"What're you doing here?"
"What am I doing here?" I ask "what're you doing here? In his flat?"
"I can explain"
"You better" I say
"Well" she says with a sigh "Jason and I broke up"
"So you shagged him?" I question "listen I know you think the best way to get over a man is to get under another but its not. This isn't Jane the Virgin"
"I didn't know what to do"
"So you rang him of all people?"
"I just rang a random number and he came up" she says "I'm sorry I was just feeling really lonely"
"Why did you guys split?"
"He says I'm too controlling" she says "how am I controlling?"
"Well controlling has the word trolling in it" I said "you do know what trolling is right?"
"Yes" she says "I am not controlling"
"Uhh yeah" I argue
"I am not" she growls "don't you dare call me that"
"So you're controlling me to not call you controlling?"
"You're such a difficult person"
"Really cause according to Jason you're the controlling one" I slay- I mean say. She began to cry. What should I do? "There there?"
It seems as if my words only made everything worse
"Whoretney?" I say shaking her
"Please be quiet" she says. She lays there for minutes "why aren't you saying anything?"
"You just told me to be quiet" I mutter mentally smacking her
"Wait" she says wiping her tears "why are you here?"
"To throw paint balloons at people" I say "I assumed your question would be why I called you Whoretney"
"Well don't assume"
"I can assume by the fact that you're still here, he and you are back together"
"No" she says "I'm not that much of a slag, plus he has a bird. Jen or whatever her name is"
"Oh good" I say clutching my heart "no offense but, I don't ship you guys at all"
"Something is absolutely wrong with you"
"Uhh...you're like 23 years late" I say "plus I already have an otp, Zayn"
"Your husband?"
"Yeah" I say "I so ship Zayn"
"You know an otp is two people right?"
"No" I say "I ship Zain and Zayn"
"Saying it differently doesn't make him 2 people"
"Your face is two people" I say
"Doesn't make sense"
"You're two people"
"I'm one person"
"Actually you might have multiple personalities" I say
"I'm just fine" she says. Oh. That's how it feels to hear that. When you know someone is lying. I think I get it now....maybe someone should explain it to her. Simply because she needs to know, I already do. Gold points for me
"If you say so" I say. I felt my mobile buzzing "whaattt?"
"Aww" Zayn's sarcasm rings through the phone "I love how much you treasure my rings"
"I'm already wearing one on my finger" I argue "I don't need another every hour"
"Come home" he says "I miss you"
"Well I don't miss you"
"Don't make me cry Heaven"
"Just kidding" I say "I think I get it now"
"Get what?" He asks "why people find you annoying?"
"No" I say "I get why you don't believe me when I say I'm fine"
"And why's that?"
"Because you know I'm broken"
"No" he says
"No?" I ask "tf you mean by no? There weren't options"
"I don't believe you because I know that you know you're broken" he says "all it takes is for you to admit it"
"I know you know you know I'll remember you and I know you know I know you'll remember me" I sing "remember how we danced"
The line went dead. So much for missing me. Why'd you ring me if you didn't want me to bother you? Obviously I'm annoying so if you miss my annoyingness, don't complain
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Who do you think the guy is?