Random adult bluey shorts and stories!!

Max gets swatted?!

Max was playing csgo when a kid with a nasally voice began to harass him!

Kid: IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY HOSTAGE HYA HYA HYAAAAA!

Max: kid shut up you don't even have my address.

Max then muted the kid and proceeded to destroy him...

"Later"

Chloe was sitting at the table reading when loud knocks were heard at the door.

When she went to answer it

Officer: LAPD!

Officer 2: GET ON THE GROUND MA'M!

Chloe quickly put her hands up and got on her knees.

More officers moved in.

Sheriff 1: POLICE!!

Sheriff 2: EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING COME OUT NOW WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!

Chloe then also noticed Mackenzie,rusty and jean as some of the officers who just showed up

Mackenzie: what happened?!

Chloe: nothing! What's going on?!

Mackenzie: we got a call about a hostage situation! Where's max?!

Chloe: he's in his room playing his game!

Mackenzie and rusty slowly approached the room and opened the door

Mackenzie: max!

Max: dad?

Mackenzie: what's going on?! Someone called us over here! Saying someone was being held hostage

Max: oh. My. Frikin. God.

Mackenzie: what?!

Max: I've been swatted

Rusty: excuse me?

Max: so sometimes people can get our addresses through our ip's. And I guess he called you guys.

Mackenzie: are you serious?!

Max: yup!

Mackenzie: darn it! Did you leave the game? So he can't get more info!

Max: yes!

Rusty: I can pull ip's!

Mackenzie: what?!

Rusty: I can help find the kid.

Rusty then found the kids steam and got his address. He was not to far.

Mackenzie: all units code 4. It was a swatting call...

Dispatch: 10-4

Rusty: we got the swatter's address

Dispatch: 10-4

Rusty: let's go pay this guy a visit!

Mackenzie: ok then son. I'll be back. Be carful on that game!

Max: ok guys!

Max then invited the kid to a voice chat

Kid: your not dead?

Max: no. I have a few questions.

Kid: what questions noob?

Max: first. How old are you?!

Kid: 18 you dunce

Max: what's your real name?

Kid: Melvin. What's it to you skrub

Max: what if I told you my dad and uncle were 2 of the officers that responded.

Kid: uhhh.

Max: and what if I told you the dept has your address.

Kid: um...

Mackenzie: POLICE GET ON THE F*CKING GROUND!

kid: SCREW YOU PIGS!

*tase*

Kid:AGGGGGHHHH I POOOOPPPEED

Max left the chat and laughed.

Max: karma's a wench...

The end