Mackenzie and Chloe decided to treat max,hunter and Loki to a day at the park!
Max: ok dad we're gonna be at the playground!!
Mackenzie: ok buddy me and your mum will be watching!
Max: ok! Come on guys!
Loki and hunter: ok!
As they ran off Chloe and Mackenzie sat at a table nearby watching the kids play.
A goose from the pond nearby approached Mackenzie
Goose: H O N K
Mackenzie: Oh hello there!
Goose: H O N K
The look the goose gave mackenzie was a look of pure rage and hatred. A look that Mackenzie gave back to the goose.
Mackenzie: do we have a problem mr goose?
Goose: H O N K! 😡
Mackenzie: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF YOUR COUSINS I'VE CONSUMED AT THE LOCAL KFC?!
Then the angry goose lunged at him
Chloe: Oh my!
Mackenzie grabbed it by the neck and tossed it
But the goose wasn't done yet.
Mackenzie then stood up and got into a fighting stance.
Chloe: babe what On earth are you doing?!
Mackenzie: stay back goose! I was a us army ranger and I'm a cop!
Goose: HONKK!!
The goose then bit one of Mackenzie's paws
So Mackenzie Spartan kicked the goose in the face Causing it to get angrier.
People began to watch the incident
Mackenzie: one more chance mr goose... scram.
Goose: H O N K!
Mackenzie: HONK YOU TO!
Goose: H I S S
Mackenzie had enough and gave the goose yet another Spartan kick causing it to finally retreat back to its pond.
Loki,hunter,max and some other kids watched from the playground laughing their butts off
Max even recorded the whole incident
The cops showed up because some peta Karen called them. But the cops ended up laughing at the Karen and letting Mackenzie carry on with his day
*later that night*
Max: ummm. Dad.
Mackenzie: yeah boy?
Max: your gonna wanna see this.
Mackenzie walked into the living room where the news was on
News: local man at a park in downtown Los Angeles fought off a violent goose attack. The Lapd and the la county sheriff's department state that the border collie acted lawfully. But overall this was a strange incident!
Max and Chloe laughed
Mackenzie:
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