Random adult bluey shorts and stories!!

Mackenzies gag reflex!

Max had remembered How weak his dad's gag reflex was. For some strange reason he was able to contain it when he was on duty as a cop.

But at home or in public the smallest bad smell or gross event would make him gag to days end. Even his own farts would make him gag sometimes. EVEN BRUSHING HIS OWN TEETH!

*one day*

Max,Chloe and Mackenzie sat on the couch watching tv when max got the idea to make Mackenzie gag.

Max: hey dad!

Mackenzie: yeah?

Max: wanna hear a story that happened to me and hunter few years ago?

Mackenzie: sure!

Max: so one day we were walking down the street when we heard a sound coming from the bush

Mackenzie: um ok?

Max: and we saw a fat pitbull peak his head out and as soon as he did we heard loud farting and the sound of turds hitting th-

Mackenzie: oh god sto-OOUUUEEEH!

this caused max and Chloe to laugh

Chloe: my goodness!

Max: anyway the the smell hit us immediately it was rotten eggs mixed with-

Mackenzie: STOP PLEAS-BLEH-

Max: and then we saw steam coming off of the tur-

Mackenzie: UUEEEEEH!

Chloe: babe go to the restroom! Hehehe!

Mackenzie: max please your making me think about that guy from my patr-OOOOOEEEELL who threw pooOOUUUEEP at mEEEEEEEEEE

Max and Chloe were wheezing from laughter

Mackenzie ran away in fear as max chased him Yelling the made up poop story in graphic detail

Mackenzie locked himself in the room

Max was on the other end

Max: AND THEN HE TURNED HIS BUTT TO SHOOT DUMP AT US!

Mackenzie:UUUUUUAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLL

Max: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Mackenzie: I'll get you boy...

The end.