Random adult bluey shorts and stories!!

Hunter and max's xbox experience

(Current timeline)

Hunter and max were both on Xbox at their houses playing call of duty talking to each other in the party chat.

Max: our mums are awesome! I heard aunt Indy won't let Jack and cupcake play these games! Even though rusty has tried to also convince her!

Hunter: I know! Wait til they ask her for gta!

Max: psh! They won't be able to play that game till their seventee-

Hunter heard Chloe walk into max's room

Chloe: what are doing?

Max: playing My game.

Chloe: you better not be playing with that bignasty whatever guy again.

Max: no mum I'm playing with hunter!

Chloe: oh ok. Do you Want pizza?

Hunter almost cracked up

Max: sure.

Chloe: ok.

She then walked out

Hunter: hey max!

Max: yeah.

Hunter: want pizza?

Max: shush!

Hunter laughed

Then bluey walked into hunter's room!

Bluey: hey sweetie!

Hunter: yeah mum.

Bluey: who are you playing with?

Hunter: max...

Bluey: have you done your homework?

Hunter: yeah.

Bluey: boy if your lying to me I will turn off the game.

Hunter: no I'm not! I did it!

Bluey: oh ok! Want McDonald's for dinner?

Hunter: yeah sure!

Bluey: ok I'll be back! Love you honey!

Hunter: ok mum love you to

Max almost died of laughter

Hunter: what?

Max: want McDonald's fat boy?

Hunter: Get that pie hole shut!

Max cracked up

Max: whatever!

Hunter then heard Chloe hand max a plate of pizza and he began to eat loudly into his mic

Hunter: dude

Max with mouthful of pizza: what

Hunter: your legit eating into your mic.

Max: I'm trying my best not to!

Hunter: It's whatever wanna go troll some kids in game chat. On my screen it looks like a lot of them are going crazy!

Max: I have a funny idea. I'll eat into the mic super grossly while you yell at the kids!

Hunter: ok!

Max took a massive bite out of his pizza slice and they both went Into the cod game chat.

Squeaker: STAHP NO SCOPIN ME NOOB

squeaker 2: NO I NEED CLIPS FOR MY MONTAGE

Max and hunter did their best not to laugh

Max then put his mic super close to his mouth as he ate loudly and breathed super heavily into his mic

Squeaker: KID STAHP EATING THAT IS SO GROSS

hunter: KID YOUR LEGIT 6!

Squeaker: IM FIVE

hunter: YOUR NOT EVEN BORN YET THATS HOW LITTLE YOU ARE!!!

Max: MMMM TASTAAAAYYYYYYYY PEEEZZAAAA

Squeaker: SHUT UUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!

squeaker's mom: TIMMY STOP YELLING

Squeaker: SHUT UP MOM

squeaker's mom: that's it. Turn off the game.

Squeaker: MOMMEE NO NO N-

"(Faze) getrekt3321 has left the game"

They went into party chat and busted up laughing.

Hunter: oh my god!

Max: that was amazing!

Max then heard a burger wrapper from hunter's mic and hunter munching loudly

Max: wow dude.

Hunter with burger in his mouth: what?

Max: you got mad at me for eating loud and now you are!

Hunter: uuuhhh....

They both laughed and then after a while decided to get off for the night!

The end...

(I thought this would be a funny story to start this collection off! This is based on me and my friends experiences on Xbox!)