NJ_is_gay: Canada, I dare you to love yourself...
Canada: I do!... I guess I just have trouble liking myself...
America: Which is strange because you are one of the most likable people I know
Mexico: yeah, its true
Canada: You're just saying that...
America: We really gotta work on your self esteem...
NJ_is_gay: (Canada) Punch your brother
America: HIT ME WITH ALL OF YOUR STRENGTH
Canada: I don't know...
America: DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Canada: ok... *very light punch*
America: wow. That was really the best you could do?
Canada: s-sorry...
America: Don't apologize! PUNCH ME! TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME!
Canada: Ok?! *punches America slightly harder*
America: Pretend I'm your inner insecurities-
*Canada punches America so hard in the liver he passes out*
Canada: HOLY CRAP IM SORRY PLEASE COME BACK-
*Once America wakes up*
NJ_is_gay: America, I dare you to hug your worst enemy
America: hmm... which one?
Mexico: I don't know, North Korea?
America: That sounds potentially lethal...I'll do it
*America spots North Korea arguing with South Korea. America takes a deep breath and picks up North Korea in a tight, movement restricting hug*
NK: YOU A** FACE!!! PUT ME DOWN!! I'LL F*CKING MURDER YOU I SWEAR-
America: honestly, setting you down will just be sealing my fate so imma just hand you over to China so he can deal with you
*America runs up to China and hands him NK*
America: this is yours now, goodbye
China: what
NJ_is_gay: I dare America to punch Mexico
America: YOU READY TO F*CKIN DIE?!
Mexico: IMMA BAD B*TCH YOU CANT KILL ME!
*Fighting noises*
Antarctica: Ummm... should we do something about that?
Canada: eh, they'll tire themselves out in about an hour
*about an hour later*
NJ_is_gay: I dare Mexico to throw a taco at someone
Mexico: *throws a taco at America without a hint of hesitation*
America: *catches it and eats it*
NJ_is_gay: I dare Mexico to punch Canada
Mexico: no. That's like daring someone to kick a puppy. You just can't ask that of a person.
Canada: But... you can't turn down a dare!
Mexico: Fine *lightly taps Canadas face with his knuckles* there
NJ_is_gay: Greenland, you're safe...
Jk I dare you to punch a wall
Greenland: well... I guess as long as its not a person
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North America Gang
FanfictionNorth America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow. It's show...
