Is that stripper even female? || Kuroken

17

"Good morning Kitty we need to discuss some things"

A sweaty but good smelling (BYE LMFAODH) man walked in.

Not gonna lie Kenma thought he was hot. The men that paid for sex were always slimy.

The man hopped on the bed crawling to Kenma

The pudding hair's breath hitched as the male went closer and closer

"Here ya go" handing him a triangle kimbap (a/n: its a korean food but i think a varition of it is japanese. u can find it at ur local asian mart or 7/11 if ur lucky)

Kenma took the kimbap and started eating since he was starving

Kuroo was now putting on a button-up shirt

"It's not good to stare kitty"

"Shit I was staring" Kenma thought

Kuroo once again walked over to Kenma now fully dressed and crawled to him yet AGAIN

Kenma thought he was gonna kiss him or something but no the rooster head took a bite of his food

What a dork.

"Well baby I gotta go"

"don't call me baby when I'm off the job"

"oh sorry it seems i don't know your name" he teased

"sorry to I don't give out my name"

"mhmm well, are you busy today?"

"uhh no..?"

"Okay you're staying here until I come back and we'll discuss some things"

"no, I'm leaving"

"No you arent"

"Yes, I am..?"

"you can try but the guards are all around you"

"This is kidnapping"

"well I lost you the first time"

"Why are you fucking obsessed with me"

"hmm your personality seems different from last night"

"because I'm off the fucking job. also, I need to get home my villagers from animal crossing need attention"

"oh yeah he games," Kuroo thought

"well, kitten I gotta go. Your phones on the table with food"

"fuck you"

Kuroo left while smiling.

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Kenma Pov/3rd

Fuck that kimbap is not enough I gotta eat and use my phone

That dude is insane forget that he's rich and hot and totally my type-