Is that stripper even female? || Kuroken

03

TW: drugs

Kuroo POV:

I was a little bit bored. It's a slow day at work. I was still questioning why Kylie wore her sex perfume but I think I'm just overthinking. All of a sudden I hear my phone go off.

"Ugh what" I groaned

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The fatty assy squad minus Oikawa (On chat)

Flat bitch: Ugh guys you cant belive what just happended🙄❗️❗️

Oikawa is very hot and oikawa did not change iwa-chans name: Oikawa shut the fuck up get over it

Owl bro: lolololololol what happened😂

Flat bitch: THE EMOJIS anyways😐

Oikawa is very hot and oikawa did not change iwa-chans name: Get to the point trashykawa

Flat bitch: Basically I was getting dressed up then Iwa-chan bumped into me!! :<

You: Bruh. I got stopped doing paperworks just for you to complain IWAZUMI BUMPED INTO YOU?!

Oikawa is very hot and oikawa did not change iwa-chans name: Wait just listen💀

Flat bitch: Guess what he said. This mf said "sorry I thought you were the door" 😿😿

Owl bro: period as he should😶🥰🥰😍😍

Flat bitch: its not my fault ur thick 💔

Oikawa is very hot and oikawa did not change iwa-chans name: Anyways are you guys excited for Kuroo's bachelors party🧍‍♀️

Owl bro: Hell yeah. The strip club available is gay once BUT there is a female stripper there so its fine.

Flat bitch: oh yeah imagine being straight😹

You: Stop foricign you sexuality on me

Oikawa is very hot and oikawa did not change iwa-chans name: Ku it was just a joke chill

Flat bitch: Aww is my Iwa-chan protecting me😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Iwa-chan: Stfu shittkawa

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Gays for a straight bachelor party (group chat without kuroo)

Owl bro: Okay so lets go over our plan. We go to the strip club some girls will dance or whatever then the boys will come to dance for us. Ok?

Iwa-chan is mine forever: Yesyes

Flat bitch: thank god but I hope the girls wont hit on me. its hard being handsome😢

Oikawa is very hot and oikawa did not change iwa-chans name: your gross

Flat bitch: IWA!!! :<

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Kuroo's pov

Well, the bachelor party is coming up. Apparently, it's a bi club so there will be girls for me and gays for the gays. I wished it would be all girls since it's my party but my friends gotta enjoy it too.

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Kuroo was bored and had nothing to do. He hated doing paperwork so he just brought all the paperwork to his assistant, Yaku. He thought of things to do and weed popped up. He used to be into drugs with his friends but all of them stopped. Except for BOkuto. Kuroo and the rest would do lines and smoke weed occasionally. Since he was bored he decided to call his dealer Kyotani.

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On call

"Yo mad dog"

"Whats up kuroo"

"I haven't bought weed in a while I'll buy some"

"Okay what type"

"Kush 2grams"

"Bet ill tell moto to deliver it"

"Ayt bro bye"

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An hour later

I heard a knock on my door. It was probably Yamamoto. I love that dude he always gives me the best shit. When I opened my door a black paper bag was standing in front of my door.

"Ah he left already," I thought

I opened the bag to see pre-rolled joints. I'm not super good at rolling anyways. Iwa always rolls them for me. I take the bag to my desk and grab a joint. I know it wasn't good for me since I used to be addicted and Kylie would freak if she found out but I could care less. I light it up and inhaled. I missed this feeling. I puffed away and I started to feel numb.

The next thing I remember is when I woke up. I must've fallen asleep after my sesh. I woke up sleeping on my office couch. Shit

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On-call

"Hey babe I'm so sorry I couldn't come home I accidentally snoozed in the office"

"Kuroo! I was so lonely!" Kylie whined

"I'm so sorry babe I'll make it up to you. I'll transfer 15,000$ to your account for you to go shopping"

"Okay thank you Bye"

Hm, that was weird. I remember when I first met Kylie. My parents introduced me to her. We were both born into a rich family so it was kind of arranged. I love her and she loves me. I get sometimes she might be a bitch but I love her either way.

A/N
hey lol🧍‍♀️sorry if this chapter short my word count for each chapter should be 1000-1500 but this is only 733. Also i dont really check grammar for the text scenes so its more realistic. Anyways i kinda hate my life😻 everyone is simping over louis porridge but i dont get it. dont hate me🙄