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The two males have been playing Minecraft for hours

"DONT KILL THE PIGLET"

"We need food dumbass"

"NOOOOO WHY DID YOU KILL MR TABBY"

"for fuck sakes you named the fucking pig"

"hehe"

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Kenma pov

Although Kenma was having fun he was only here for one reason.

to get rid of Kuroo

He has done this multiple times

He wasn't interested in Kuroo. Kenma was planning to seduce Kuroo that night then ghost. He didn't want anyone clinging to him. 

It was annoying. 

A hassle.

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"Oh its 10 pm now" Kenma said realizing the time

"Hmm do you want to sleep over"

"Sure"

Kuroo was taken back by his friends quick response

"Let's eat dinner I'm starving what do u want kitten"

"Don't call me that and uh pizza"

"Okay sure"

Kuroo told Nalia they wanted pizza so she went out to get their dinner.

"Kenma do you want to drink"

"We can I guess"

"Nalia isn't here and I'm lazy to go get drinks"

"I'll make our drinks. I work in a strip club remember"

"Oh yeah okay the bar is next to the kitchen"

Kenma nodded and walked to the bar.

He had a plan. He was gonna make two vodka fantas but Kuroo was gonna have a ton of vodka but kenma would have a little so he would be somewhat sober.

He walked back to the room.

"Here are the drinks"

"Thanks, kens"

"By the way are you lightweight"

"Yup" Kuroo slightly embarrassed

Kenma sat down and started drinking with his new friend.

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They have been talking for hours

"WAIT SO OIKAWA IS A TWINK"

"YEAH AGHAH"

"I KNEW IT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH YOUR OTHER FRIEND"

"THEY HOOKED UP AT THE PARTY"

"NOO WAYYY"

They spent the whole night laughing and drinking.  Kuroo was already wasted while Kenma was just tipsy.

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