CHAT/ Kuroo Pov/ 3rd Pov
Kuroo woke up guilty and sad.
He was guilty that he did a thing he vowed to
to never cheat
and he is also sad since he grew an attachment to the stranger
He pulled out his phone to ask his friends
CHAT
You: hey guys good morning
Oikawa: uhh you mean good afternoon🙄
Iwa-chan: ur not funny.
Oikawa: fine you lost my ass privilege🕳🤸♀️
Iwa-chan: no plzz
Bokuto: uhhh anyways whats up Kuroo
You: Remember the stripper
Iwa- chan: yup
You: I saw him at the mall
Oikawa: oooooh
You: I invited him over after I bought him hid games
Boktuo: wtf dude that was pretty dumb of you
Oikawa: Kuroo can you buy me stuff too😚😚you can be my sugar daddy we dont need to tell Iwazumi🥰
Iwa-chan: I- you know what Im not gonna say anything
Bokuto: what is the teaa the gurls are fighting😳
You: anyways yeah then we played mc then we drank and he slept over and one thing led to another
Oikawa: Iwazumi has a dig bick
Iwa-chan: WHAT
Bokuto: omggg iwaaa what are you thinkingg it says dig bick
Iwa-chan: stfu
You: so yeah basically we hooked up and he left while i was asleep and i never got his number or any way to contact him
Oikawa: oh damn that sucks
Bokuto: oofff bro
Iwa-chan: so? are we gonna forget about Kylie
Kuroo: she is a fucking cheater fuck her. i just gotta sort out on how to tell my parents and her that i want our
Oikawa: purrriottt her style sucks
Bokuto: and she doesnt like owls😐
Iwa-chan: what if he leakes to the press on your hook up
You: nda
Iwa-chan: ahh so is that it
Kuroo: but i want my kitty :(
Boktuo: ffs dude you got attached
Kuroo: says you mr agasshiii your so beautiful uwuuu
Oikawa: THE UWU LMFDU JJDJSJXJX
Boktuo: stfu at least he is interested in me😔
Iwa-chan: Bokuto came for you rooster head shaped wig
Oikawa: LMDHCUXUSUS
You: Im gonna go to the strip club and find Kitty
Iwa-chan: too risky we had to plan so paparazzi wont see us enter a strip club and it was on a weekday. people will see you and make headlines
You: how do u guys get rid of papz
Oikawa: clones!!!! we hire people that look like us to go around
You: damn kk can you set that up for tonight
Okiawa: okie:3
Bokuto: if your gonna go can i come. i cant let weirdos touch my agashi
Oikawa: yeah i want to meet up with waka chan
Iwazumi: ill crush him
Oikawa: ooo sexy iwa
Bokuto: 😐
Oikawa: sooo haijimeee
Iwazumi: sex?
Oikawa: yes please
Iwazumi: okay bye guys text the details boks u take care of the paparazzi situation k bye
You: what the fuck
Everyone went along with their day. They had a new problem
finding Kuroo's lost cat
A/N
HI THIS WAS SHORT IM SO SORRY. I JUST NEEDED TO UPLOAD EVERY DAY SO SOME MIGHT BE SUPER SHORT. ALSO I DONT CHECK FOR GRAMMAR IN CHAT SO YEAH.
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