Is that stripper even female? || Kuroken

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Kuroo pov / 3rd

That cuddle session with Kenma was better than my morning coffee that's for sure.

Kuroo was back smiling like his normal self in his office with no problems to worry about

RINGG MOM IS CALLING RINGGG

Oh shit.

Then Kuroo realized that ending things with Kylie would cause to earn a handful from his mom

Yet again he had another problem

Kuroo answered the phone

"Hi, mo-"

"KUROO TESTURO-"

"Hi Ku this is your dad your mother has gone feral we will be meeting up at Tiara Cafe at 3 pm sharp"

"Alri-"

"HOW DARE YOU COVER MY MOUTH!! KUROO TESTURO YOU-"

CALL ENDED

Kuroo felt shivers up his spine

"Scary iwa-chan scary"

"When the fuck did you get here"

"We were around the neighborhood and decided to stop over"

"Mhm"

"We are on a date right now heehee"

"No, it is me buying Oikawa useless expensive shit for the day"

"Iwa-chan its Chanel not useless"

"Still useless"

"Fine I'll ask Pudding-chan get a sugar daddy to buy me shit"

"Whatever anyways how is Kens?"

"We are doing better than I expected. He forgave me"

"Cute cute cute oh Iwa we have to go to the Dior store! I booked the whole place out"

"Your lucky I love you"

"Aww Iwa-chann"

They leaned in for a kiss

Iwazumi picked up Oikawa and carried him using his shoulders

"PEACE OUT" as he walked out of the door

"Iwaaa put me downn"

Iwazumi smacked Oikawa's ass

Oikawa giggled

"Fucking lovebirds" Kuroo sighed

He went back to watching his movies until he checked the time

It was almost three

"Fuck"

He ran out of his office

"BYE GUYS HAVE A GOOD EVENING"

He ran to the nearby cafe

He walked in

"Hi you are Kuroo correct?" the waiter asked

"Yes?"

"Oh your parents are in the private room it is at the end"

"Alright thanks"

As he walked into the private room he felt shivers up his spine

He walked in

His parents were seated beside each other. A brown envelope on the table

"Kuroo Tetsuro sit down," his mother said calmly