Peter Stark one-shots

Avengers React to Spider-Man Homecoming (The building and trailer)

"Yes, Rogers, the kid from Germany." I sass.

"Annnnyyyyywwwwwayyysss, as I was saying, in my universe, you aren't real, you are fictional characters made by the fantastic, Stan Lee. There is a movie about almost everyone of the Avengers. What I'm about to show you is the trailer for Spiderman's movie, called, Spider-Man: Homecoming. I will also be showing you a clip from said movie, well, your reality, that made Peter act the way he is." The voice cut off.

"Of course it's called Homecoming. But why, nothing completely extraordinary happened, right?" I ask.

"Well, you must not know much, then."

"Finally someone is pointing that out to him." Natasha sighs.

"Let's just get to it shall we?"

[Screen shows a pan over Queens, a train going by and a bank. A thief is shown holding a piece of alien tech that glows purple.]

"Wait a second, is that alien tech? How did they get that?" Asks Steve.

"I don't know, but they shouldn't have it." I answer.

"Obviously." Natasha scoffs.

[Screen shows them using a different piece of alien tech to cut through an atm. They successfully pull off the atm. They start piling money into a duffel bag.]

"Of course they are using it to steal." Steve shakes his head.

[The light turns on in the bank to show a group of thieves with alien tech, wearing avengers masks that look like they are from 5 below. Spider-Man stands in the background and awkwardly shifts into a nonchalant stance.]

"Wow, that kid is more of a rookie than I thought." Voices Steve.

"Are they actually wearing avengers masks? That IronMan knock-off sucks." I scoff.

[Spiderman crosses his leg and speaks, "Sup guys, wait a minute.... you guys aren't the real avengers, I can tell, the hulk gives it away." He jokes before shooting a web at one of the criminals.]

"Jeez, Tony, how young is he?" Natasha asks me.

I pretend to ignore her and continue watching, I didn't know that he did this kind of stuff, it was quite interesting actually.

[Spiderman proceeds to beat up the criminals, jump onto the ceiling of the bank and dodge a couple hits from a robber before throwing him across the room. He jumps off the ceiling with an exasperated sigh, "Woah, that was awesome."]

"Dang, the kid's got moves." Steve says.

[The Sony logo pops up after the last scene faded to black. They hear what sounds like a school bell and the Marvel Studios sign shows.]

"Sony, Marvel Studios, this must be their version of the DC comics or something except its about us." I point out. I've heard of Sony before, but never actually watched any of their movies, that I'm aware of, I don't usually watch movies anyways.

[The screen fades out and shows a hand unlocking a locker and opening it up. Peter is shown putting his jacket in his locker as music plays in the background.]

"Uh, Tony, how old is this kid, exactly? He's got a serious case of baby face." Natasha says.

"That's Peter Parker, he's 15, I believe, uh, pretty smart too, he goes to Midtown Science and Technology in Queens, an advanced school, well, for smart people." I answer, having completely given up on trying to keep his identity hidden from them.

[Liz is shown putting up a homecoming sign in a cafeteria, the camera pans over to Peter and Ned who are seated at a lunch table and appear to be staring at her, "Did Liz get a new top?" Peter asks. Ned responds with, "No, we've seen that before, never with that skirt." Liz is talking and turning around in a slow-mo.]