🐹~Soudam Shrine! ~🛠

🚗~Car ride~🚗//stress reliever

"McDonald's! Mcdonalds! McDonald's!" Kazuichi, TeruTeru, Nagito, Nekomaru, and Fuyuhiko cried from the backseat. Hajime was driving and Gundham was in the passenger seat. Gundham was amazed all the boys even fit inside of the car. Well, that's to Kazuichi breaking it down and turning it into a large car that goes slow because of his motion sickness, it wasn't so bad. But god would they ever shut up!? Hajime seemed frustrated aswell. "Hey Teru- I thought you didn't like junk food" Fuyuhiko looked at his friend. TeruTeru rubbed his chin. "Wouldn't hurt if I have one bite! Plus I'm hungry as hell!" "THERES FOOD AT THE HOUSE" Hajime yelled back at them. "Fuck that and fuck you! WE WANT MCDONALDS!" Nekomaru yelled. "Nagito, babe, PLEASE for the love of god" Nagito stared at Hajime. "McDonald's." And soon the back crew began yelling it again. Gundham didn't mind, Kazuichi was happy, and so was he. "Hey I'm going to put on some music!" Soda pulled out an aux cord and plugged it in. "What song will you play?" Gundham asked suspiciously. Kazuichi just winked and showed it to Fuyuhiko and TeruTeru. They both snickered. Hajime gripped his knuckles on the wheel. "I'm going to fucking snap one day." Was all he whispered. And then, the song played.

Hajime gasped. Gundhams eyes widen. The hell was this song. The back crew just sang along.

"I said certified freak!" TeruTeru yelled.

"Seven days a week!!" Fuyuhiko added.

"Wet ass pussy~!" Kazuichi stick his tounge out.

"Make that pull-out game WEAK!" Nekomaru yelled

"AH~" Nagito threw his fists in the air.

"I will do no such thing as a...wet ass pussy!" Gundham yelled shocked by the lyrics. The back crew kept singing. They each took turns. Hajime rolled his eyes and focused back on the road. Gundham looked back at his boyfriend Kazuichi. He was singing like a maniac. He had to  admit, he was frightened.

"Now from the top! Make it drop! That's a-"

"Wet"

"Ass"

"Pussy!"

Hajime flinched at that word. Finally the song ended. "What the fuck guys!?" Hajime yelled. "I'm thankful Mahiru isn't here" he sighed. Gundham began playing with his devas. The song had him flustered he had to admit. "Hey dumbass you passed McDonald's!" Fuyuhiko pressed his face against the window. Nekomaru cracked his knuckles. "TURN AROUND HAJIME! WE NEED TO GO BAAACK!" Nekomaru yelled angrily. "NO. WE EAT WHEN WE GET HOME" "AAAAAAAAA HAJIME YOU CUCK!" Kazuichi wailed with tears spewing out his eyes. Fuyuhiko was also bawling. "Y-YOU BASTARD!" Nagito was busy telling TeruTeru about hope and Nekomaru was trying to calm Fuyu and Kazuichi down. "My love would you please shut your mouth! We will eat when we arrive at our destination. Plus I don't want to watch you feast on those poor animals." Kazuichi huffed. "IM SURE THEY HAVE SOME VEGETARIAN STUFF!!" He blew his nose on a handkerchief. "YEAH YOU EDGELORD!"

The ride back home was filled with crying, yelling, and hope.

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Kinda stressed out on something. I wanted to make something that would make me laugh, how did I do?