Jokes cuz im bored

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Note nothing is meant to offend you.

if it does I will give you a straw

so you can suck it up and deal with it.

Three blondes are walking through a forest and they come across a set of tracks. the first said they were deer tracks. the second said moose tracks. the third said elk tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit them. :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cuz it was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey's back.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
It thought they were playing follow the leader! :)

Rory Williams, Jack Harkness, and Clara Oswald walk into a bar. They die.

Rory appears in the same bar in the past, Clara Oswald appears in a different bar, and Captain Jack Harkness gets up and walks out of the bar. :)

Whovian: Yo mamas so fat she couldn't fit in the T.A.R.D.I.S. :)

Castiel: Yo mamas so fat she is over weight. :)

Yo mamas so fat she don't need the internet SHE WORLD WIDE! :)

Why was six afraid of seven.

I assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating. :)

Well I'll think of more later.

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