Spanish class today

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Ok so this story is just going to have a LOT of language and I'm not censoring it. If you don't want to read it skip it but I thought it was hilarious.

Ok so this guy (who we shall name Nigel) just opens the door of our classroom.

Nigel: "Hey c'mon outside!"

Mrs.Teacher:"Hey hey hey get back to your class"

Gregory: "No."

Nigel:"No you get outside you be talkin shit bout me on Instagram!"

Mrs.Teacher:"young man don't be usin profanity in here !"

Gregory:"Yeah I talked bout you on instagram. so?"

Nigel:"NIGGA GET YO ASS OUT HERE!"

Mrs.Teacher:"HEY!" *pushes Nigel out and closes the door*

Class:*laughing"

Roy:"Gregory whatchoo say bout him?"

Gregory:" well he said '#relationship goals' on somebody's Instagram comment and I told him he didn't have one anymore and he said 'boy you better not be talkin bout me' and I said I was."

Roy:"Dude he gonna beat yo ass."

Gregory:"Nah I can take him."

Zambanisha:"I would shut up if I was y'all-"

Mrs.Teacher:"Then shut up and sit down"

Zambanisha:" 'scuse me?"

Mrs.Teacher:"Zambisha you said you would shut up so shut up and sit down"

Zambisha:"Teacher don't tell me to shut."

Mrs.Teacher:"watchoo call me?"

Zambisha:"I call you teacher. Yo teacher I'm Zambisha."

Mrs.Teacher:"No I am Mrs.Teacher."

Zambisha:"No you told me shut up yo mrs is GONE."

Mrs.Teacher:"Sit down."

Zambisha:"Yes ma'am." *finishes closing purse slowly then sits." "But if I was y'all I would shut up because he gonna here bout dis and he 3 times up size all he gotta do is sit on you."

Gregory:"I'm way faster then him he can't catch me."

Roy:"Dude just don't let him touch you cuz he will fuckin break yo face."

Gregory:"he's not gonna catch me"

Nigel:*opens door* "You think you so tough? Step outside!"

Mrs.Teacher:"Get out."

Rachel (Nigel's ex):"Oh shut up and get outta here"

Nigel:"Watchoo say fat ass?"

Rachel:"You just a little girl! You all talk but you ain't gonna fight nobody."

Nigel:"Oh yeah I fought Edgar I fought justin!"

Rachel:"Edward beatchoo!"

Nigel:"Is that why you sucked my DICK!"

Rachel:"THATS WHY I LEFT YO NASTY ASS!"

Nigel:"YOU SUCKED MY DICK!"

Mrs.Teacher:"I said get outta here!" *stands in front of door.*

Nigel:"KNOW WHAT COME OUT HERE!"

Wendy:"You wouldn't hit no girl."

Nigel:"YES I WOULD MY MOMMAS BLACK!" (What does that have to do with anything?)

Rachel:"GET YO SISSY ASS OUT OF HERE!"

Nigel:"SUCK MY DICK" *shows middle finger then walks off.*

This guy....

Yeah well word for word and then the teacher wrote the kid up for EC. People accused Rachel of being a snitch but the teacher knew because while she was standing up there she was reading Nigel's name tag.

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