What the heck is wrong with me?

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I was asleep before 11:30 last night. I usually fall asleep around 12:30 or later.

While asleep I had a dream that I went to a support group for cannibals.

Apparently I'm watching too much criminal minds.

I woke up at 4:30 with a horrible stomach ache and a migraine. Then I felt better. Apparently that was my body's way of saying I am not allowed more then 5 hours of sleep on a school night.

I was unable to go back to sleep.

I feel fine now.

In fact I feel AMAZING! I'm serious. I could climb friggin Mount Everest!

I have no idea why I feel so great.

But I do!

We shall call it Hannah physics.

This is the same magical ability that allows me to walk after a running person and catch up.

Then get 1 hour of sleep and be hyper. Get 8 hours and act like a zombie.

Never study for a test and get a 100, but study for a test and get a 52.

What the heck is wrong with me?

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