I was asleep before 11:30 last night. I usually fall asleep around 12:30 or later.
While asleep I had a dream that I went to a support group for cannibals.
Apparently I'm watching too much criminal minds.
I woke up at 4:30 with a horrible stomach ache and a migraine. Then I felt better. Apparently that was my body's way of saying I am not allowed more then 5 hours of sleep on a school night.
I was unable to go back to sleep.
I feel fine now.
In fact I feel AMAZING! I'm serious. I could climb friggin Mount Everest!
I have no idea why I feel so great.
But I do!
We shall call it Hannah physics.
This is the same magical ability that allows me to walk after a running person and catch up.
Then get 1 hour of sleep and be hyper. Get 8 hours and act like a zombie.
Never study for a test and get a 100, but study for a test and get a 52.
What the heck is wrong with me?
