Fandom issues

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When you feel conflicted about which show to reference.

One day I will have a car.

Shall I call it...

Baby

Sexy/T.A.R.D.I.S./ My box/ Mobile phone/phonebox

The Blueberry/The Cranberry

I'll probably have more by the time I can drive.

If I got a trench cost what color would I get?

And when I do a fist bump do I say "what!" Or "we are so lame!"

And the issues I would have if I ever had to shoot somebody! To many options!

Ooooh and insults! which one shall I use? Idjit or dollophead?

Am I a psychic detective or consulting detective? Demigod or timelady? Witch or hunter? Madman with a box or FBI profiler?

How am I going to redo my room?

What do I call my best friend? Blogger? Companion? Some obscure ridiculous made-up name? The sane one?

Well I'm going to call my brother Moose.

What epic reference do I
make next?

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